by Doyoulikeanimefam? April 6, 2016
a person who bumbles thru life going from fuck up to fuck up without realizing.
other meanings may occur when they are the person required to take responsibility but is no where to be found!
other meanings may occur when they are the person required to take responsibility but is no where to be found!
by Jimjimjimmyjim May 6, 2021
by rumorhasyou November 12, 2018
*scrolling through feed*
*thumb accidentally hits like on pornographic post*
me: “Oh shit i just pulled a ted cruz”
friend: “niiice dude”
*thumb accidentally hits like on pornographic post*
me: “Oh shit i just pulled a ted cruz”
friend: “niiice dude”
by madnik March 6, 2018
“Yeah, he lived near Dallas, and nobody knows his whereabouts at noon on November 22, 1963. A prime Ted Cruz’s father if you ask me.”
by TK2000 October 30, 2023
Temporary abandonment of constituents; increased hatred of American troops; Head permanently stuck up Trump’s ass; retweeting Russian propaganda; moral deficiency; looking like Fidel Castro but much much more of a beta cuck.
Wow, Trump called that man’s wife ugly AF and the man thanked him by giving him a rim job. He totally has Ted Cruz syndrome.
by Everyone hates Ted Cruz May 21, 2021