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Teboning

Rick is always Teboning in bed because he is thankful that he is able to bone his girlfriend.
by Aloha Buddha February 11, 2012
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Teblowing

The act of one man performing oral sex on another man whilst on one knee in the tebowing position.
Dude 1: Dude, what happened to you last night? You said you were going to the pisser and dissappeared.

Dude 2: Oh bro, the line for the bathroom was 10 deep, so I took it outside. To my surprise, when I turned the corner I saw some hobo Teblowing this dude in a Denver Bronco's jersey. It freaked me out so I cut my losses and called it a night.

Dude 1: Ha, those dirty donkeys!
by ToeKnee WonAye December 19, 2011
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Teblowing

v- Te-blow-ing- the act of getting down on one knee and thanking your personal false deity by giving someone else oral sex.
As an atheist, I don't know who to thank for this great Teblowing.

You must be religious because your Teblowing is heavenly.

Her excellent skills at Teblowing made him felt great, but were almost too good, which made him wonder if she was Catholic.
by Brutal Humor January 6, 2012
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Teebowing

Alot like Planking, but you do it with a football in your left hand, as to imitate Broncos quarterback, Tim Teebow, after a sack.
Guy 1: Planking was so 2011.
Guy 2: Whats going to be 2012?
Guy 1: Teebowing!
by Ogmikebone November 3, 2011
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Teabowing

Teabagging + Tebowing = Teabowing.
"I just made a great play and was Tebowing when I felt two nuts on my forehead. I was then Teabowing!"
by Dirty Dawg 1960 November 24, 2011
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Tebowning

The act of Tebowing whilst having a Tebowner.
Greg subconsciously found himself Tebowning after watching last nights' OT.
by TangoKiloEcho January 10, 2012
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