Hajalak Tablowme

-A big brain comeback.

Person 1: "Hey have you met my indian friend?"
Person 2: "No, who?"
Person 1: "Hajalak Tablowme?"

by Erec Shawn123 December 3, 2019

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Tebow

tee-boh verb -

1) to drop to one's knee, regardless of surroundings, bow one's head and pray to the Almighty that somehow you won't fuck up whatever it is you are doing

2) to randomly drop to one's knee and bow one's head - in the fashion of "professional" football player and "quarterback" Tim Tebow - in public settings (see also: planking & owling)

1) "He was totally blowing it with that chick, so he Tebowed. Somehow, he ended up nailing her."

2) "Dude, is that guy Tebowing in line for the ATM?"

by peopleoverprofits December 7, 2011

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Tebow Bagging

Tea bagging someone while doing the Tebow. Dropping your nuts in someones mouth while down on one knee, head down and fist to your forehead.

I Tebow bagged Mandi while she was passed out last night.

If anyone passes out early tonight I'm so going Tebow Bagging.

by Faster_b December 14, 2011

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Tebow Fatigue

groggy tired agitated state one is in when they have had more than enough Tim Tebow stories/hype on the TV, radio, and internet. ESPN is a large cause and side effect of this medical condition. Sadly, the only cure is Pacman Jones, hookers, and blow. See also: Skip Bayless

side effects include - not showing up until the last minute, allergies to alcohol and female body parts, prayer

Biff: Man, I love the Broncos, they are getting some LOOOOVE on ESPN.

Gary: Broncos? It's all about Tebow. I've totally got Tebow Fatigue. Let's go to the strip club and grab some food.

by ShawnKempIsMyDad December 17, 2011

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