Talk to the butt cause the hand ain't listening 

This is used when someone doesn't want to talk to someone anymore and is in the first stage of walking away. It is usually used with a hand wave with the palm of the hand faced towards but not connecting with the talkee's face.

This is in reference to and sometimes follows Talk to the hand

Brad - But Honey, Angelina was just a phase...
Jennifer - {Hand Wave} Talk to the butt cause the hand ain't listening. {Cue walking away}

Talk to the butt cause the hand ain't listening by Djkizza December 30, 2007

To-talk-to-the-hand 

(v) To talk to the hand somebody is to ignore them.

To-talk-to-the-hand is conjugated appropriately below. "Dude, I just talk to the handed that desk!" "Is that even a thing?" "YEA DERS, it is dude...talk to the handed!"

To-talk-to-the-hand by AND-ders June 6, 2011

talk to the face cause the hand ain't listening 

1. an invitation to cease "talking to the hand" and instead commence talking to the face, as the hand is no longer listening.

talk to the face cause the hand ain't listening

talk to the face cause the hand ain't listening by sirsurefoot April 23, 2005

Don't talk to the hand

A modification of talk to the hand, used to indicate a further level of disinterest.

Hold hand up in front of other person's face, close hand into fist, say "Don't talk to the hand because even he's not interested" Now look away.

Don't talk to the hand by JediAndi April 8, 2006

talk to the jazz hand 

A phrase conveying "I don't want to hear what you have to say" Only with jazz hands (a little shake at the wrist) the user is adding a little emphasis.

Girl1: He was like all trying to talk about his new girlfriend when I ran into him.

Girl2: Wha'd he say?

Girl1: I donno and I don't care. I was all . . . talk to the jazz hand about that nonsense. (Gesturing with an outstretched palm with a slight wiggle to the hand)

Girl2: You go sister!

talk to the jazz hand by olsongt September 7, 2009

Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about 

A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.

Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?

Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019