take me now, sailor!

sarcastic phrase used nowadays when a woman is getting hit on or "charmed" by a scum bag; used in the early days by "loose" women to get attention of our boys at sea.

"Hey Babe; gimme yo' digits."
Take me now, sailor!

by fool89 November 17, 2007

Take Me Out to the Burger

A baseball-themed burger that comes with peanuts and crackerjacks!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Take Me Out to the Burger! It comes with peanuts and crackerjacks!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

Take me down dance

sex When a guy tells you he wants to hit it.

Me and my boy did the take me down dance. He doin the take me down dance.

by Shaina3219 May 9, 2008

take me out of the oven

to describe when someone has had enough of something to the point where they don't care anymore. if you are being taken out of said oven, you are considered done meaning that you are beyond the situation.

John: "OMG did you hear that we have another test in class?!"

Marc: "What?! OMG take me out of the oven, i am so done!"

by yurmother21 December 12, 2013

There gonna take me to the woodshed

To get beat up for being over $300k over budget

There gonna take me to the woodshed for being $300k over budget on a new build

by Dale L. May 11, 2016

You take me as a joke

You take me as a joke means: When someone doesn’t take you serious; meaning what you say to them does not matter at all because they have no respect for you.

I can not believe you take me as a joke.

by Honesty88 July 31, 2020

take me out back

To kill one’s self or to kill another person for being dumb/ ignorant

I really just spelled goggles as google?? Take me out back

by Coolblue February 16, 2021