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Turd

A man who dodges work to avoid having to pay child support for his child/children.

Regardless of lack of income, has a major drinking/drug habit.

Appearance is sloppy, wearing sweat pants and house shoes everywhere he goes.

May or may not be found in the following locations: liquor store, his mama's couch, child support court, some obscure location where child support will never be able to find him.
Will not be found operating a motor vehicle; child support took his license years ago.
I broke up with ____ because he's a turd. I'm tired of driving him around and buying his beer all the time. He should quit running from child support and get a job!
by missQz February 3, 2010
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It’s somomes who’s slightly annoying you but majority of the time is a spice...
Antoniaaaaaaaaa stop being a turd? !
by Msk2203 May 19, 2018
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Skys turd ! That's the size of a 2 litre Coke bottle you dirty bastard!
by Ob1hwfc October 7, 2019
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A little turd came out his butt
by UltraGamer February 26, 2017
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A much more 'scientific' name for a poop.

Poop = A poop is a humans or an animals waste, and useless junk food from one's system.
"Wow! That's the biggest turd on a poo farm!".
by COOKIEWOOKY October 3, 2019
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A derogatory term to describe someone with a low end personality.

A lump of excrement whose size and shape immediately reminds the viewer that in the real world Tinker Bell and fairy dust are myths.
A cartoon image of two high school kids walking into a classroom. One is a normal 17 year old the other a well dressed six foot turd with arms, legs and wearing glasses. The turd proudly tells the 17 year old, “I am going to be a lawyer when I finish school.”
by Poet laureate July 23, 2019
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Little droplets that leave your buttocks
I pooped a couple turds 💩
by Saran was October 9, 2019
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