Turd

A man who dodges work to avoid having to pay child support for his child/children.

Regardless of lack of income, has a major drinking/drug habit.

Appearance is sloppy, wearing sweat pants and house shoes everywhere he goes.

May or may not be found in the following locations: liquor store, his mama's couch, child support court, some obscure location where child support will never be able to find him.
Will not be found operating a motor vehicle; child support took his license years ago.

I broke up with ____ because he's a turd. I'm tired of driving him around and buying his beer all the time. He should quit running from child support and get a job!

by missQz February 3, 2010

Turd

A challenging child usually aged between 2 years and 4 years

1. It's 1 o clock in the morning, why is that turd singing Baby Shark?

2. That little turd had drawn all over the wall again

by Borninboro February 8, 2019

Turds

Little droplets that leave your buttocks

I pooped a couple turds 💩

by Saran was October 9, 2019

Turd

Poop

A little turd came out his butt

by UltraGamer February 26, 2017

Turd

Turd.
A person who abuses someone and makes the world believe the opposite happened.

I told the world my husband beat me and pooped in my bed, but it was actually me. Turd

by TeamDepp May 23, 2022

Turd

A derogatory term to describe someone with a low end personality.

A lump of excrement whose size and shape immediately reminds the viewer that in the real world Tinker Bell and fairy dust are myths.

A cartoon image of two high school kids walking into a classroom. One is a normal 17 year old the other a well dressed six foot turd with arms, legs and wearing glasses. The turd proudly tells the 17 year old, “I am going to be a lawyer when I finish school.”

by Poet laureate July 23, 2019

turd

A word for a boy who won't stop FRICKING telling everyone that they're trash.

Boy: "You're trash bruh."
Girl: "And that makes you a turd!"

by Ghost.Buster.Girl January 5, 2017