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s.h.t.t.l. 

When you text your parents that you’ve run out of money at the club, and your dad replies S.H.T.T.L.
s.h.t.t.l. by Cookie31497 January 8, 2023

I.D.K.H.T.T.Y.T.B.I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.L.M.B.A.T.I.W.M.M.S

I Don’t know how to tell you this but I like you but I Know you don’t like me back and that is what’s making me suicidal
a boy: yoo Amanda i got to tell you something
Amanda: what?!
a boy: I.D.K.H.T.T.Y.T.B.I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.L.M.B.A.T.I.W.M.M.S

E X S I S T T H R O U G H T H E M U L T I V E R S E 

When you get philosophical and you think of things through time and space, sometimes even why things are what and why not others
Guy 1: Hey bud, let's watch Ant Ma-
Guy 2: E X S I S T T H R O U G H T H E M U L T I V E R S E. ERADICATE ALL OF EXISTANCE WITH FEATHERS

S.T.T.D. 

Sexually Transmitted Technology Disease

A computer virus acquired from watching online porn.
My laptop caught an S.T.T.D.
S.T.T.D. by 654lkjahsdlkh May 29, 2011

Sigma Male (tt trending) 

a CRINGE, PICK-ME male, who claims hes too good for females or any relationship in general; the biggest red flag EVER
ewwwwww andrew is a sigma male (tt trending)??
person 2: thats kinda old now-

shesmykokichi from tt 

my best friend!!!! love you! IDK WHAT TO WRITE HERE AA anyway i hope you have a good day, whore!
shesmykokichi from tt is the best!