tstsw, short for “the story the stars wrote (second chance)”, is a royalty/reincarnation au centered around crimeboys (tommy-centric multichap) written by Niki starrydrms on Ao3
by loonsiewolf May 17, 2022
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Commonly used as a code amongst males when describing a woman with a particularly horrible pair of breasts.
The code may also be used on a picture of the girl in question that she may have put up on a social networking site. The girl in question won't have a clue what the code means, but all guys will nod knowingly.
Commonly used as a code amongst males when describing a woman with a particularly horrible pair of breasts.
The code may also be used on a picture of the girl in question that she may have put up on a social networking site. The girl in question won't have a clue what the code means, but all guys will nod knowingly.
by garbladman June 17, 2010
Get the TSTE mug.TSTL-Too Stupid To Live:A mental and social disorder where by an individual lacks the mental aptitude and social skills deemed necessary to become a productive member of society. (aka being ‘Andycapped’)
***Symptoms***
*extremely lazy
*complains excessively
*thinks he has a musical talent, BUT really he's really tone deaf
*expects others to cook for him
*expects HIS dishes to magically to wash themselves, especially cultery
*will attend school for a major that will not get him far in life (ex. drama), yet will complain how expensive and difficult school is
*too lazy to seek out employment but will complain how much debt he has acquired
*when he is given a job, he is content to work for free
*typically lives in filth, and has horrible personal hygiene (ie. fecal matter found within genitalia)
*leaves pubic hair ALL over the bathroom
*unable to urinate w/o covering the toilet seat with urine
*uses a complete roll of toilet paper every day
*usually dates fat psychotic bitches with emotional problems that he met online
*likes to complain how he's way too busy, yet he manages to spend 2 hours/day on the phone talking to his fat psychotic bitch of g/f
*manages to make $1000 worth of long distance phone calls (in 1 month) to his fat psychotic bitch of g/f
***Symptoms***
*extremely lazy
*complains excessively
*thinks he has a musical talent, BUT really he's really tone deaf
*expects others to cook for him
*expects HIS dishes to magically to wash themselves, especially cultery
*will attend school for a major that will not get him far in life (ex. drama), yet will complain how expensive and difficult school is
*too lazy to seek out employment but will complain how much debt he has acquired
*when he is given a job, he is content to work for free
*typically lives in filth, and has horrible personal hygiene (ie. fecal matter found within genitalia)
*leaves pubic hair ALL over the bathroom
*unable to urinate w/o covering the toilet seat with urine
*uses a complete roll of toilet paper every day
*usually dates fat psychotic bitches with emotional problems that he met online
*likes to complain how he's way too busy, yet he manages to spend 2 hours/day on the phone talking to his fat psychotic bitch of g/f
*manages to make $1000 worth of long distance phone calls (in 1 month) to his fat psychotic bitch of g/f
Example: TSTL
Lily: Did you see what Alberto just did?
Kevin: No. What?
Lily: He was stirring his pasta with a butcher knife! What a fucking tool.
Kevin: Lily, that's not very nice, you know he suffers from TSTL.
Lily: Opps, my bad.
Lily: Did you see what Alberto just did?
Kevin: No. What?
Lily: He was stirring his pasta with a butcher knife! What a fucking tool.
Kevin: Lily, that's not very nice, you know he suffers from TSTL.
Lily: Opps, my bad.
by Lily-Ghost-Buster December 7, 2006
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An official title for anyone kicked out of a party for no reason, for the obvious reason is you are too sexy for everyone there...
An official title for anyone kicked out of a party for no reason, for the obvious reason is you are too sexy for everyone there...
by The Improbable Viking August 30, 2010
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People who do not have enough cognitive ability to be able to read an article on the Internet have a tendency to post trite abbreviations like tl;dr which stands for Too Long; Didn't Read.
TSTBATR is the correct response.
People who do not have enough cognitive ability to be able to read an article on the Internet have a tendency to post trite abbreviations like tl;dr which stands for Too Long; Didn't Read.
TSTBATR is the correct response.
TSTBATR John, you are just to stupid to be able to read any article with more than five words in it.
by Aztec Joe July 15, 2010
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by bestmommy August 11, 2010
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