"Yeesh, have you been outside since that blizzard started?"
"Eh?"
"It's colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg!"
"Dayum!"
"Eh?"
"It's colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg!"
"Dayum!"
by Jon B-C January 26, 2014
Get the Colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an icebergmug. An object that you sit on when you poop. Most people lick it as a trend on the internet. They are usually covered in pee in men’s bathrooms. They are very dirty, so DO NOT USE THEM!
by Soapy hands February 8, 2022
Get the Toilet Seatmug. The area of a toilet pioneers who say they bring the wood always hit due to their small stature. Always tend to pick on people with great mouths and have a lot of sugar in the tank and to much salt
by Slimdaddy November 9, 2020
Get the Toilet seatmug. A very hairy ass.
by KronKyrios September 8, 2011
Get the Padded Toilet Seatmug. no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
Get the no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top memug. A degradory term used to describe young private boarding school pupils in the private education system in the UK, immortalised in the film "IF" BY director Lyndsey Anderson. Where a junior pupil is ordered to "go along and warm the toilet seat for me,i'll be along in 3 minutes" ,by one os the senior prefects of the school, a classic example of inbred contempt and didain cultivated in such institutions towards those they consider beneath their personally assumed "status".
Young Blenkinsop-Smythe will be an ideal choice for an unquestioning lackey,he has a good history as an adept toilet seat warmer.
by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017
Get the toilet seat warmermug. A man who uses a fucking toilet seat to kill people, and he makes a SHITton of poo jokes.
He also looks like Waluigi's sex offender Uncle
He also looks like Waluigi's sex offender Uncle
by tenzla June 21, 2021
Get the Toilet seat killermug.