Tight Assed

When everyone keeps good/fun things to do on the down low, such as a good house party.

Theres never anything to do cause everyone around here is so tight assed all the time

by pctvguy March 16, 2008

Tight asshole

When your asshole/butthole is tight normally if it’s too tight you finger it

Shane’s big dick couldn’t fit in toms tight asshole so shane stuck his fingers and toms mouth and shoved them up his asshole, he wiggled his fingers a bit and then tried to fit his dick in

by Gay person OH YESS February 22, 2022

tight as assholes

Someone who does not want to spend money

Craig will not pay for a beer because he is tight as assholes

by Dlarmstrong December 13, 2017

Tightassville

Slang for Titusville Florida. pr: Tight-ass-ville.

Refers to the uptight anal retentive city council, the reactionary politics and the 2 to 1 ratio of Baptist Churches to citizens (in the city). There are so many churches that parishoners often attend services in up to three separate churches, going from church to church each Sunday just to keep them all open.

1. Dave sighed;"You cant throw a dead cat in Tightassville without hitting a damn Baptist Church."

2. "The Tightassville City Council voted to prohibit slavery today. Lincoln would be proud."

3. "The Tightassville city council passed the Defense of Marriage act prohibiting gay marriage. Now they are working on the brother-sister wording for the amendment"

by Global Feetus April 10, 2007

Tightasstic

The act of having a tight ass and displaying it in such a manner that all ass lovers will drool when in their field of view.

This girl is so Tightasstic I could die right now.
Look at that Tightasstic beauty coming our way!

by El Lo September 16, 2008

tightass

Someone who treats others ideas and opinions with scrutiny or sees the world in an extremely cynical and sarcastic view.

"Grady can be a real tightass sometimes."

by donnie December 8, 2004

tightass

someone who is reluctant to spend money when they have no reason not too

Sully is such a dumbass and a tightass, he works full time and has has no debts or anything important to spend his money on, yet he wont buy drinks for his mates

by GOD September 12, 2004