alabama fruit basket

Prior to intercourse, when a girl fills her vagina with various fruit to surprise her partner.

Girl 1: "Hey, you seeing Brad tonight?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, I'm gonna surprise him with an alabama fruit basket!"

by xXCootchSlayer69Xx July 19, 2017

Fruit-basket position

When a man stands with his legs together after having pushed his junk firmly between them. When viewed from behind, it resembles a very nasty basket of fruit.

Is that a chick or is it a dude in the fruit-basket position?

Turn it around... look for the fruit!

by Lenny Bruce March 29, 2009

Squirrel in the fruit basket

Close cousin to 'shark in the buns', but with better results. When the unsuspecting victim (friend or stranger) bends over to pick something up. Shove your hand in their ass/crotch from behind, wiggle it around like a rabid animal and yell 'SQUIRREL IN THE FRUIT BASKET!'

Great at parties. Also works on girls.

'Hey i think you dropped a quarter.. SQUIRREL IN THE FRUIT BASKET!!!'

by The Big LeChowski October 25, 2006

Steaming fruit basket

when someone drops a bowl full of dookie and doesnt flush, drops the lid and surprises the next person with a wonderful smell.

I went to Toms house and left him a steaming fruit basket.

by Alaskan fatchick killa March 18, 2009

Anti-fruit basket

A basket containing holy water, crosses, statues, and candles used to ward off demons that send their victim a fruit basket containing fruit, chocolate, and tons of flowers for Valentine's Day.

They are primarily used for protection from Axel-like creepers

Hey I sent him the anti-fruit basket to him yesterday...
THANK YOU!!! NOW HE WON'T EAT ME!!!!!!!!!

by Enemy of the Demon February 26, 2009

Horizontal fruit basket

When a male lays a female on her back, places fruits such as watermelon, strawberries, blue berries, etc. In her vagina. Then he fucks her til it's all mixed together and proceeds to eating it all out.

My bf keeps asking why my pussy smells like a fruit salad when he eats me out, but idk how to tell him the amazing horizontal fruit baskets his brother keels giving me is why.

by Nuketown bro June 7, 2016

Jamacian fruit basket

When one sticks fruit up a woman's vagina and proceeds to have anal intercourse with her

Dude 1: dude what are the bananas for?
Dude 2: I'm gonna give my girlfriend a jamacian fruit basket!
Dude 1:dude!!!!
Dude 2: I know!!!!

by The magiction March 21, 2012