The Patriot Act

A plan instituted by all the branches of the US government. This plan when used effectively can stop a suspected terrorist member from renting books from the public library on how to build bombs, chemical weapons, organize a militia, etc.
Democrats naturally hate this plan since it was created by the Republican party in wake of 9/11. If it was the other way around, Republicans would hate it since the Democrats came up with it.
Rightfully so, this Act should save some lives. Proof you ask for? Nope, how can you prove it's working? Then again, you also can't prove that the Patriot Act isn't working...

"Man Joe, I hate the fucking Patriot Act"
"Ok Al' Jaiera, you're only saying that cause your dad and you tried to build a bomb but the library wouldn't let your towel heads check out the book."
"Oh yeah, now I see how George W. Bush and The Patriot Act are saving lives Joe"
"You're such a terrorist Al' Jaiera, and a sand nigger to boot!"
"I know...."

by Biff Justice December 28, 2005

Act the chute

In the act of being a chute or chutia

Billy - "Dude check out those hot chicks."

Jimbo - "Dude why you always have act the chute?"

by Fake Knowledge April 13, 2004

The Gregory Act of 2019

The law stating that all first-born children have to be legally named Gregory and are not allowed to change their name until their 42nd and a half birthday.

Gregory: Hey Gregory, are you 42 and a half yet?
Gregory: Not until next April.
Gregory: Well then according to The Gregory Act of 2019 you have to wait til then to change your name.
Gregory: Darn!

by Heckatron August 25, 2019

Act the jap

To do something very annoying, stupid, etc. See also Sar

Dude, quit acting the jap, it was YOUR goddam fault the bong spilled.

by Tank October 10, 2003

The Saad Act

The Act of giving out drugged Candy and inviting 4th graders usually in a Rusty Old Van's.

The Creepy Old Man asked the kids if they wanted candy and his specialty The Saad Act.

by Rusty Lawn Mower November 30, 2018

the disappearing act

what my dad did

Dad: Pumpkin can I show you a trick?!

Kid: YES! YES! YES

Dad: Okay! It's called the disappearing act! Go to bed and look for me tomorrow morning!
*disappears*

Kid: *now has their own family and still can't find their dad*

by youisdank November 27, 2018

Act the fool

You give it everything you got out there on the field. You play like an absolute madman and you maintain that energy throughout the duration of the game. It goes with that emotional, let everything out, don't hold back. Party.

Let's go doggon'it! We can't play like that, ACT THE FOOL!

by Act the Fool February 21, 2013