Hit the on a 12

Shortened version of the term "Hit the G-Spot on a 12-pound pussy", which is originally from Me, Myself, and Irene. Is used in slang to accentuate the greatness of an item or situation therein.

Man, some fast food would really hit the on a 12 right now!

by Bruk February 21, 2003

12 to the gallon

A slow, unproductive, lazy person, student or worker that will hinder a group or team from their objective. Basically saying someone is inefficient in terms of miles per gallon, because a car that gets 12 to the gallon is not worth driving, in turn a person that is slow is not worth choosing or working.

A: Ay les put him on our team for the Government Project

B: Naw maine, he 12 to the gallon

A: Oh, he like that?

B: Yea, that fool hecka slow. We-a neva finish wit him messn' stuff up

by M. Du May 10, 2005

12 to the king

When you accidentally waste money on something that benefits someone else who dont deserve it. can be any number i just thought 12 was funny.

ex: “ Guess that’s 12 to the king, im never seeing again”

by thefreckledasian June 16, 2022

I am the proud owner of 12 inches

Buy the mug

I am the proud owner of 12 inches of pure sausage.

by DangerousNonce6 July 7, 2021

the answer to number 12

c0ck.

"yo bro did you get the answer to number 12"
"yea man, its c0ck"

by samanthathemannequin September 16, 2021

By the time you're 12

When someone does something so bleck that they should have *verb* already.

Keep that shit up and you're gonna die by the time you're 12!

by Nathan Hulsey October 17, 2006

The essay is due by 12:00am

That one feeling at 11:59pm when you forgot to do your homework and you now you're toast.

Teacher: The essay is due by 12:00am tonight!
That one kid: Nah, I don't really care.
Teacher: Then go fuck yourself in DETENTION!

"The essay is due by 12:00am"
SHIT GET THE PENCIL
*Church Bell rings 12 times*
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I'M FUCKED

by 8MyLife October 22, 2022