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dog fucking

the act of sexual intercourse in such a vile, filthy manner that it is happily reminiscent of the ugly, disgusting way in which dogs have sex.
Ned: Hey dude, get any pussy?
Ed: Oh dude, I was dog fucking that skank so bad the film would probably be illegal if sold in the civilized world. I just dog fucked that nasty cunt.
by afterbirtha September 3, 2009
mugGet the dog fuckingmug.

i fucked my dog

Dude i got so drunk and i fucked my dog
by Clioonline March 8, 2018
mugGet the i fucked my dogmug.

Fuck your dog

by A.WAYNEEEEEEE June 4, 2018
mugGet the Fuck your dogmug.

are you fucking my dog?

Person A: "Did you hear? Britney Spears is going to try to raise Jamie-Lynn's baby."
Person B: "Wait....what?!? Are you fucking my dog?"
by davykid15 January 11, 2009
mugGet the are you fucking my dog?mug.

dog fuck party

A group of employees who should be working, but instead are either:

1. Standing around doing absolutely nothing
2. Doing something very obviously NOT work

...on company time.
1. 'Water cooler' conversations with more than 2 people for more than 3 minutes are considered a dog fuck party.
2. Pigs at the donut shop, pigs in the parking lot sitting in their cruisers, pigs doing pretty much anything is considered a dog fuck party.
by A.G.Alum September 26, 2007
mugGet the dog fuck partymug.

common dog fuck

The sort of common sense that a dog would have. Often used simply as it's abbreviation - CDF.
"How about a bit of common dog fuck dickhead, don't do that!"
by kprice October 27, 2005
mugGet the common dog fuckmug.

fucking the proverbial dog

Jeff: What are you doing there?
Dave: Fucking the proverbial dog. ie. fucking the well known dog. ie. legally useless
by Jeff April 9, 2003
mugGet the fucking the proverbial dogmug.

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