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T-P Treatment

The "TOTAL PACKAGE" treatment. TP treatment includes anything that could possibly happen during a sexual encounter.
She gave me the T-P treatment on the first date.
by Odecko.COM January 10, 2007
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“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.
by Big dumbus January 24, 2021
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T&P

Abbreviation for "Thoughts and Prayers" used on social media to make your incredibly insincere sentiments, incredibly convenient to deliver.
That smug prick Chazzzzz changed his FaceBook status to "T&P" instead of typing out "Thoughts and Prayers to the victims of that middle-aged serial rapist in Palm Beach County".
by ajpolo November 13, 2017
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T-P Treatment

From Too $hort lyrics. "Boy you never had that T-P treatment!"
by allnighthite October 12, 2006
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T&P

Guy "Ayo money, we're still on for tonight right?"
Girl "The steakhouse uptown at 8 right?"
Guy "That be the T&P"
Girl "Forsure"
by Ryan Jackson July 29, 2008
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P.O.T.P

Power. Of. The. Pussy.

She has a useful tool between her legs and knows how to use it to get what She wants. A sexually confident woman.
That girl has so much P.O.T.P, she gets what she wants, when she wants.
by Meister and Moot January 22, 2022
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The American-Indian T.P. Flap Theory

There has been much said about men and women and their respective dating strategies. Much of the ‘rules’ about these gender interactions have been debated and discussed for years. When does a person slip out of that ‘potential mate’ category and into the friend-zone?This theory proposes that it is less about time, and more about the dimensions that surround the particular relationship that dictates this.

One must first imagine an American-Indian T.P or tent pole that was first used in the mid-18th century and is still being used today. It can be closed by closing the flap and this flap can be held open to allow for easy entry and exit into the tent. If one were to apply this picture to a relationship between a man and a woman, it will allow for the theory to be understood. The theory says that when the flap is open, the relationship still has potential to turn into a romantic one. However, once this flap is closed and the time has elapsed, the relationship enters the friend-zone as referred to earlier and it remains this way. The potential for any further romantic activity or feelings has diminished.

The reasons for the closing of the flap are specific to the relationship. Examples could be lack of common ground, lack of sexual attraction, an immobile man not ‘making the move’ and a host of others.
Rob: "Oh my shattered nations, i better move fast, cause according to The American-Indian T.P. Flap theory, my flap is closing soon with Shaniqua!"
by <:six_cents:> January 4, 2012
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