Consuming alcohol to such a point that two things happen:
1. As mentioned above, one holds one's arms in a perched position as a T-Rex might;
and 2. When attempting to walk, one stumbles around in a stomping fashion as a T-Rex might, often destroying whatever gets in the way.
Optional: A drunken roar every now and then.
1. As mentioned above, one holds one's arms in a perched position as a T-Rex might;
and 2. When attempting to walk, one stumbles around in a stomping fashion as a T-Rex might, often destroying whatever gets in the way.
Optional: A drunken roar every now and then.
by swoopaloop64 August 31, 2010
The difficult act of preparing to root a kinky-type female with a bung eye. It involves retraining her arms so that her hands are only usable at shoulder level. You must then get her ready for action, switch off the light and jump into her blind spot.
Dondon: Bro, I scored this gammy-eyed nurse last night who was ripe for the T-Rexing. It took her fuckin' hours to find me in the darkness!
Fanwing: Bad cunt...
Fanwing: Bad cunt...
by Dondon May 23, 2008
When a person is so drunk they hang their hands at about chest level, because they don't know what else to do with their hands. The position makes their hands and arms look shorter like a T-Rex.
Bob: Dude, Fred is hammered right now!
Joe: I know, he's T-Rexed; just look at his hands!
Bob: Hahahaha! He's swaying in the wind too!
Joe: I know, he's T-Rexed; just look at his hands!
Bob: Hahahaha! He's swaying in the wind too!
by elgran35 December 06, 2009
Just like a T-Rex, you eat/devour your girl without using your hands. Bonus points for growling and screaming
by HornyLesbian8 October 25, 2020
When you are fucking a girl from behind and feel a sudden urge to eat. You bring your elbows to your abdomen and swing your arms like a t-rex. At the same time you lean over and bite your bitch on the neck. Since your arms are essentially useless, you now must keep her down by clamping harder and pushing with your neck. This sex position is similar to a T-rex when feeding.
I don't know what happened the PCP hit me, and I just t-rexed the bitch.
Damn bro, what happened last night, I walked in on you t-rexing some bitch and growling.
Damn bro, what happened last night, I walked in on you t-rexing some bitch and growling.
by UNSCD Gunner April 12, 2011
T-Rex is an adjective. One whose arms are in far greater demeanor than the body. A disproportionate person in the long run. One who walks funny and is very long.
by DontWorryAbout It May 06, 2008
Male counterpart to the female cougar. An older man having a midlife crisis and likes to prey on younger women.Likes to hang out at all the same spots that college kids do.Easily identified by a look of success, a flashy car, and wealth. Named for predatory nature and small brain size of an actual t-rex.
Young girl1: "Oh look over there at that old guy sitting alone at the bar."
Young girl2: "He's alone and wearing a designer suit, he must be a t-rex. I'm going over to say hi."
Young girl2: "He's alone and wearing a designer suit, he must be a t-rex. I'm going over to say hi."
by chanchan88 February 07, 2009