When a person has so much, and such extreme acne, that it looks like they have an STD similar to Syphilis.
I scored with Amy last night, but I had to skip first base because of her Syphizits.
No girl is every going to want to kiss me, have you seen my Syphizits?
No girl is every going to want to kiss me, have you seen my Syphizits?
by iRod December 27, 2012
Get the Syphizits mug.The most stunning person to have ever lived!! Derived from the word syphilis. Its a way of describing one of your closest friends. Their laugh is contagious like a rash! They have the best personality, its too easy to talk to them and you have the funniest conversations. You’re usually crying from laughter when with them. They’re super talented at art and SPREAD creativity everywhere they go. You defo wanna catch their good vibes! The most real human you will ever come across, but unlike actual syphilis you won’t ever wanna get rid of them.
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"When I found myself saying BIE to everyone, I realized I had contracted a terrible case of sephilis."
by Grammar Nazi February 20, 2005
Get the sephilis mug.An extremely deadly airborne disease that causes instant death to anyone whose IQ is less than 211.
It was first reported by a man who witnessed a pedobear with HIV rape a pig with a cold. the doctors first diagnosed him with HIV-swine-flu-syphilis, but decided to throw an "itis" on the end of it, to make it sound more terrifying.
Symptoms include vomiting, DEATH, sneezing, spontaneous erotic thoughts or images floating through one's mind, suicide, tourettes, and the sudden, irrational fear of being raped by a pedobear.
HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis can also be spread by Urban Dictionary.com. Thus, if you have read this, you may have HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis!
There is no known cure for HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis...and there will never be one!
It was first reported by a man who witnessed a pedobear with HIV rape a pig with a cold. the doctors first diagnosed him with HIV-swine-flu-syphilis, but decided to throw an "itis" on the end of it, to make it sound more terrifying.
Symptoms include vomiting, DEATH, sneezing, spontaneous erotic thoughts or images floating through one's mind, suicide, tourettes, and the sudden, irrational fear of being raped by a pedobear.
HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis can also be spread by Urban Dictionary.com. Thus, if you have read this, you may have HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis!
There is no known cure for HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis...and there will never be one!
by G-@non November 10, 2009
Get the HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis mug.Someone who is very judgemental. He will look at you and think to himself what a better person he is than you. They smoke your weed and then become very Jesus-orientated.
That Blakus-Syphilis-Itis over there used to smoke with us all the time, but now he wants us to go to church instead.
by Doug Dimmadome October 9, 2012
Get the Blakus-Syphilis-Itis mug.When the Mexican sailors became desperate, they resorted to banging llamas, hence starting the spread of syphilis.
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