Swiss 

A language.

"Sorry, Swiss isn't my first language."

Swiss by not_czhunc September 6, 2011

swiss  

a ryhming slang for ass hole.comes from swiss roll can be used as just swiss.
see example

shove it up your swiss.
thats a whole load of me swiss.ive a pain in my swiss with this shit.

swiss by urbanledge March 17, 2007

swiss 

awkward. Used during an awkward or uncomfortable moment.

Wow, that booger in Nat's nose makes me feel swiss.

Molly just tripped on her cleat, swiss.

swiss by ummersay homus April 22, 2011

Swiss 

The defenition of swiss is Swök, Swiming pool, swonks, swisker, swon, and many more.

Have you seen swiss stream?
Swök is the greatest

Swiss by Flaminks (swissr0lls flamingo) October 8, 2019

Swiss 

Having holes/not making sense

Person 1: "Man, that story was super swiss"
Person 2: "Yeah! It was totally fake!"

Swiss by AEs1r June 13, 2021

swiss 

a barely functioning trainwreck (BEWARE: either has mommy or daddy issues) most likely a burnt out gifted kid, but functions scarcely on coffee and their voluptuous spite, but if their lack of will to live overpowers their spite, they break down

"man, do you think swiss would be made if i took their coffee?"

"they would immediately lose the will to live, dave don't even try it"

swiss by certified gremlin December 29, 2021

Swiss 

Same meaning as neutral.

I'm feeling very swiss today.

Swiss by justablueperson August 26, 2022