Swipers Remorse

When on tinder you either swipe right on an ugly person or left on a hot person. Regretting your choice instantly or later down the road.

Guy1: None of these girls are hot.
Guy2:Really? You have to have atleast one hottie.
Guy1: I haven't seen one.....FUCK!
Guy2:What?!
Guy1:I just swiped left on a dime. Son of a bitch. I'm going to have swipers remorse on that one.

by Interemptor February 28, 2016

The Swiper

The process of taking someone's virginity via inserting your massive cock (has to be massive) into their hole ._. and saying "aww mannn,,," afterwards

Person A: I just used The Swiper on my gf and she was so grateful

Person B: Damn bro, I should try that too, let's try it together rn... fuck me!

by aremu February 15, 2021

Crafty Swiper

When an overzealous waitress/waiter, eager to clear plates from tables, swipes half eaten food the second you turn away

Where's my pudding gone Steve?

The crafty swiper has had it

by May 30, 2023

Ass Swiper

When you go 5 fingers deep between ur ass cheeks

Eddies an Ass Swiper

by ASS SWIPER January 19, 2021

Raw chicken swiper

Someone who uses the excuse of eating raw chicken to have the day off sick.

Cirian Durrant is a Raw Chicken swiper

by Adamg234 October 7, 2021

Finger Swiper

A good book that you're reading on your e-reader. Would be a "page turner" if a print book.

Finally reading Moby Dick after all these years on my Kindle, it's a real finger swiper.

by JWH88 December 29, 2011

monieo swiper

someone who steals 154.9999999 monieo from me

dn9t is a giant monieo swiper

by the real john reed February 16, 2022