Swindon

Everyone is either a railway fan, gay, a criminal, a gay criminal or a gay criminal railway fan

Person A: where are your from
Person B: Swindon
Person A: I already know what your like

Swindon Chimney

The act of gaping someone's asshole and then blowing smoke into it. The two-person version of the Swindon Smokestack (several smoke blowers)

After a hard round of anal, I relaxed with a cigar and gave the missus a Swindon Chimney.

by iosys April 17, 2019

When your mate hands you a rollup smoked down to the filter

by sanandreas May 6, 2025

A very sexy man that loves his bald hair

Johnny Swindon runs his head whilst being a baldy fudge packer

by Johnny swindon September 8, 2025