Swiftian

/adj/ (1) Satirical
(2) Of or pertaining to Jonathan Swift.
(3) Dire, in the manner of Modest Proposal

Today President Bush made another all-to-Swiftian proposal for welfare reform.

by pete mac May 7, 2007

swiftie

1. A member of "Swiftboat Veterans for Truth."
2. Any person who spreads lies and/or resorts to vicious and immoral tactics to further the GOP cause. (See: Karl Rove)

Like a true swiftie, Cheney looked into the camera and lied through his teeth: "The first time I ever met you was when you walked onto this stage."

by Kapoleon October 13, 2004

Taylor Swifting

Verb:
The act of scooting your ass on the floor like a dog. This can sometimes be concurrently preformed while quoting the phrase "Oh Long Johnson, OH LONG JOHNSON!".

Guy 1: What the hell is that guy doing?

Guy 2: He's Faith Hilling, thats so 2000 late.

Guy 1: Right!? Its all about Taylor Swifting now. What a loser.

Guy 2: Hey, you want to go smoke some pot?

Guy 1: Way ahead of you buddy!

by MiamiMan August 26, 2012

Taylor Swifting

The act of sitting down and rubbing your bare ass across the floor.

Steve: Hey, Jim, did you know that planking is now replaced by Taylor Swifting?

Jim: Yeah! I heard that a bunch of drunk kids were scooting their bare asses all over the place!

by mr.timmah December 13, 2012

Swiftie

A fan girl or boy who is obsessed with the one and only TAYLOR SWIFT!!!! To the swifties she is our queen

Swiftie: wearing a TS shirt

Dayln: man they’re wearing TS T-shirts they must me swifties

by Willow wild June 12, 2018

Swiftiefan

When you're a Twitch mod and you actually take the role seriously, but you don't go overboard or over the top.

"Bruh, you're a shitty mod, you should be more of a Swiftiefan!"

by yargekajrm October 22, 2020

swifties

People who kin and love Taylor Swift's songs

Hi, are you one of them swifties?
Ofc!

by Robloxian :> November 27, 2022