A mixed drink featuring Svedka and red mixer that combines the alcohol's country of origin with the color of the drink (anything from Mountain Dew:Code Red to Hawaiian Punch will do as mixer as long as it is clearly red)

(Person 1) We're drinking Swede Blood tonight!

(Person 2) We're drinking the blood of a man from Sweden?

(Person 1) Nah, it's a drink man!

Swede Blood by SwagySwagySwag May 1, 2014

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Swede Dick

So if you really really nice you get that swede dick in the back of ikea.

Hot Dood: Soo wanna go ikea?
Hot Grill: For some Swede Dick?

Swede Dick by AARON FAT CHODE November 14, 2017

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Swede Machine

Noun - slang
Machinery From Sweden.
Examples would be Volvo, Husqvarna and Stiga.

I decided to get a stihl although the swede machines give the krauts a run for their money.

Swede Machine by Kid with assburgars January 19, 2024

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Swindling Swede

A dust farting old man who swindles people out of their hard earned money by letting them bet on Sunday football games when they are drunk at the topless bar on Saturday night. The Swede uses his gains to pay for his new Honda Accord, vet bills for his dogs, child support for all of his bastard children that he fathered while at Woodstock back in 1969.

Man, I lost $100 betting on the Swindling Swede's football games. I think we need to go jack his Honda Accord for giving out such bad advise on the games.

Swindling Swede by 00NKB6211289 August 5, 2016

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