fuck satchel

Any bag-like enclosure used for the storage of fuck-pertinent paraphernalia that aids in a global pervasion of hot, nasty fucking.

AKA dildo sack, AKA anal bead bag, AKA smelly cock gizzard.

"Hey Randall, go get my jumper cables out of the fuck satchel so we can plug in with the agony and the ecstacy and spray some fuck juices on each other."

by AssTrollProjection January 22, 2009

gammon satchel

A gammon satchel is a salty vagina with two big salty flaps which stick together. Also known as a ready salted vagina

I can't believe you unbuckled her gammon satchel... thats nasty! People have been jailed for less.

by Tilly Tilly October 7, 2013

Homo Satchel

A playful term used for a purse, bag, or satchel carried by a man which gives him the appearance of being gay.

Aaron: Hey, check out my new bag. The pleather shoulder strap makes it so comfortable to wear, and it goes with everything.

Levi: What bag? Oh, you mean that Homo Satchel! Do you use that to carry your tampons in?...Faggot

by Dirty Rogue October 21, 2009

bling satchel

A cute/trendy bag or purse. Usually used in conversation from one girl to another.

OMG, Holl, love the new bling satchel!

Hold on, gotta grab the bling satchel!

by LauraCMU February 4, 2008

scratchy satchel

Itchy scrotum.

Due to an unfortunate scrotal rash I eagerly paw my scratchy satchel.

by richippr September 29, 2008

Rot Satchel

When your ball sweat has that stinky tinge of vinegar and asshole. Sometimes it seems to be accompanied by a faint scent of bleach. It can also smell like leftover pussy from the night before. Either way, your balls, or the satchel that contains your balls, smell like hell

I cant stand that bitch, so the next time I get her to blow me, im gonna make sure I got some nice ROT SATCHEL ready for her

by thefallingdream January 18, 2010

snatchel

An overnight bag packed in preparation for a one-night stand or any other sexual encounter. Standard contents include: toiletries, cheap body spray, stain remover, condoms, lubricant, handcuffs, sex toys, GPS transmitter, pepper spray, mood music (Barry White, Marvin Gaye, R. Kelly, etc.), and emergency penicillin shot.

-"Gotta go. I just received a booty call."

-"Be careful."

-"Oh, don't worry, Mom. I always keep a snatchel in my trunk."

by das_commish January 10, 2011