david suzuki

someone that knows it all. someone with too much useless knowledge.
To be used as an insult.

named after the host of The nature of things with david suzuki. a world renowned environmental scientist

"you know that theres global warming"

"right on, david suzuki."
feel free follow up with douche bag.

david suzuki by s|ade April 12, 2005

Justin Suzuki 

Sweetest guy in the whole world. Will do anything for friends. Tends to be a great singer and have a great taste in music. Is very family oriented. Girls will kill for his sweetness.

OMG HES A JUSTIN SUZUKI!

Justin Suzuki by zuccini ;] July 14, 2009

fentan suzuki 

humanized version of fuck me im my throat daddy

"ur bf is such a jiro ren. ur a fentan suzuki fo sho dawg"

fentan suzuki by illvmi July 29, 2021

fentan suzuki 

a character from a wattpad story. the humanized version of fuck my throat daddy🥵

"ur such a fentan suzuki dawg"

fentan suzuki by illvmi July 29, 2021

The Right-Hand Suzuki Method

Otherwise known in proper noun form as "The Method", or in a verb form such as "Methoding". This refers to both male and female masturbation and the techniques therein. It is usually used between Soul Friends or people who are obsessed with it.

Josh, you're obsessed with Methoding girls.

The Right-Hand Suzuki Method by Blu April 7, 2004

Suzuki

To own a bike which causes you to masturbate profusely, likes to think itself better than other motorcycles. Well known degenerates ride Suzuki's.

I just bought a Suzuki and man are my hands tired.......

Man that dude had a real Suzuki going on....

Suzuki by The Phantom Honda rider August 29, 2008

Suzuki

To masturbate over the type of motorbike a person owns. I kind of brand snobbery which causes riders of other bikes to laugh profusely. Dillusional.

Man Jeff just bought a Suzuki and he sure has a Suzuki attitude to go with it

Suzuki by The phantom Honda rider May 25, 2006