When you hear the doorbell ringing, so you go to the door and answer it. Unbeknownst to you, the 'postman' is entirely naked and masturbating, he ejaculates as soon as you open the door and runs away.
I was expecting a package yesterday, but I got much more than I ordered, I received a fucking saucy Suprise.
by Jobman212 December 30, 2018
Get the Saucy Suprisemug. by dindin56 September 29, 2015
Get the salty suprisemug. When you think a fart building up.However,when released,you quickly realize it is not only a fart.You must always suck it up until reaching a restroom,though sometimes you may be too late,and diarrhea leaks into your pants,making your underwear wet and disgusting.I quickly learned this during my vacation in Chicago,inside a Jareds galleria of jewelry with my mother.
I got a huge fart coming on.
Im not sure that would be wise,we did just stop by panda express.It could be diarrhea suprise.
Im not sure that would be wise,we did just stop by panda express.It could be diarrhea suprise.
by helpful tipper May 6, 2011
Get the diarrhea suprisemug. The act of, after engaging in sexual relations with an anonymous female, removing the condom and tucking it under a pillow or blanket for the next poor shmuck to find.
by BeanSpleen November 1, 2004
Get the Jellyfish Suprisemug. by Abdel-Cader February 26, 2008
Get the the McLovin suprisemug. by liastd November 18, 2006
Get the suprise sexmug. When you are taking a crap and you pee a little and your stream of pee goes between that small gap in between the toliet seat and toliet bowl.
by somekidnamedjake February 24, 2009
Get the toliet suprisemug.