Suprise Dyke

a (gay) girl, who everyone thought was straight, but then comes out of nowhere and says she is a lesbian,

Sarahs a lesbian!?!? but i went out with her last year! she is such a Suprise Dyke!

by rainbow girl December 24, 2008

Suprise Bath

Suprising Someone In Bath Form

1. When someone is taking a bath and you proceed to cannon ball into the bathtub shouting suprise bath. Then you walk you walk out like nothing happened

2. When someone is taking a mean ol' shit you start filling up the bath and sit there like they are not even there.

by SupriseBath August 17, 2013

urine for a suprise

a dumb ass pun that should never be used!

"hey guess what?"
"what?"
"urine for a suprise!"
"fuck you"

by suck a diock January 16, 2018

Jellyfish Suprise

The act of, after engaging in sexual relations with an anonymous female, removing the condom and tucking it under a pillow or blanket for the next poor shmuck to find.

After I got off your sister, I gave her the old jellyfish suprise.

by BeanSpleen November 01, 2004

the McLovin suprise

when a girl eats your asshole and jacks you off then cum on her back.

Sarah wanted it so i gave her the McLovin suprise.

by Abdel-Cader February 26, 2008

suprise sex

Sometimes called rape, it is the act of having sex with someone when they are not expecting it.

John gave Janet suprise sex.
"Suprise, sex!"

by liastd November 18, 2006

toliet suprise

When you are taking a crap and you pee a little and your stream of pee goes between that small gap in between the toliet seat and toliet bowl.

Dude I just had a toliet suprise in your bathroom.

by somekidnamedjake February 24, 2009