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Superbowl 

A bowl whose sum of it’s parts make it really super duper.
Tom Brady’s mom : Have you heard the news, dear? Our boy is bringing home a new Superbowl!
Tom Brady’s dad : Another one?!! What the fuck is wrong with that kid! Doesn’t he know real men eat their steak on a Superplate, not in a Superbowl?
Superbowl by AlabamaBaby April 7, 2021

superbowl 69

To live Superbowl 69, you need sit on the toilet and sixty-nine your partner. You can release feces and urine at any moment during this process. As you give and receive oral, you lift your legs and dunk your partners head in and out of the excrement-filled toilet water. Once orgasm is achieved, you squat and leave their head in the toilet water as you flush the toilet.
Tim: I’m hungry.
Sue: Let’s head to taco bell and then have a superbowl 69.
superbowl 69 by soursabbath December 7, 2019

Superbowl Shit 

the shit you take after eating wings, ribs, beer, cheesecake, chips, etc.. from superbowl night. after a few days, you have a big greasy floater lookin back at you. Usually with a bit of a curl. This stinker may require 2 flushes to fully dispose of.

**beware** can leave a public washroom inoperative for days
Whoa mang you shoulda saw that superbowl shit I left in the school urinal...all the stalls where occupied by other superbowl shitters
Superbowl Shit by NIGNAG_de_Freddé February 25, 2011

Superbowl XL 

Ruined by Refs.
Superbowl XL was ruined by the refs.
Superbowl XL by XeL August 21, 2006

Superbowl Party 

An annual tradition that includes lots of food, fun, friends, football, fommercials and, of course, Alex's cheesy invites that everyone finds absolutely hilarious and then later gushes over his clever wit (or no chips). For the uninitiated this is is a fairly laid back affair. You don't have to be a diehard football fan (or a fan at all) to enjoy it. Half the people there seem to care more about the commercials than the game anyhow.
Invitee - A Superbowl Party? Who is invited to this?

Alex - You. Your friend, your spouse, your neighbor, your dog, your kid, your kid's brother, your significant other, your insignificant other (don't worry, I won't tell), and anyone else who might enjoy the greatest Super Bowl tradition since hats you can drink beer out of
Superbowl Party by KPalicz January 11, 2015

Superbowl Party 

A party the host originally intended for the viewing of the big game that quickly degrades into an evening of depraved man-sex on the host's couch and bed, continuing long after said host has gone to sleep.
A: Hey, man. Some of us were going to the bar later to watch the game and grab some beers. You in?

B: I would, but I just got an invite to C's place for a superbowl party.

A: Nice! Mind if I come too?

B: Sure! C shouldn't mind. ...Don't forget your lube!
Superbowl Party by JK12_ February 23, 2010