Stroned

The effect of smoking marijuana or chopping wood. A person becomes "stroned" when they have smoked themselves nearly retarded. Way past high!

We all got stroned and masturbated together. I guess we were way too high. That was weird.

by Fester Festrian July 7, 2004

Striped

This is a term that can be used in replacement of the words "hott" or "sexy". Use it on secret lovers that you may have (comment on their facebook pictures; they'll never know). Or use it in your everyday slang.

"That guy is so striped!"

"You are very striped" ;)

by you'll never know now will you January 11, 2010

Strope Wafel

Noun: Strope Wafel.

Definition: A pseudo-German phrase for having MAD STD's on your penis and/or vagina. We're talking Gonorrhea, Syphilis, Herpes, Chlamydia, and a general assortment of random-ass STD's all combined on your cock or cunt! If the above description matches your condition, your name is most likely Strope Wafel.

Side note: Strope Wafels tend to be EXTREMELY racist and bigoted to most anyone. This is caused by their penis size, or lack thereof.

Joe: Hey Steve, I just ran into a bloke named Strope Wafel today!

Steve: Damn Joe, what was that like? :O

Joe: All he did was preach racism while reeking of rotten tuna due to his apparent genital disease!

Steve: Holy shit, what a MAJOR CUNT!! XD

by LooglyLoo November 21, 2011

White Striped

Turned into an unredeemable (insusceptible of reform) follower and devotee of "The White Stripes" band and John Anthony Gillis a.k.a Jack, and Meg White.
To listen to White Stripes´ music and think that you wasted the latest years contented with any other music or band.
To think that the French should celebrate on July 14th the first presentation of The White Stripes (Detroit, 1997) instead of the French Revolution (July 14th 1789)

A: "Today, July 14th, the French are celebrating the first presentation of the White Stripes."
B: "How do you know."
A: "A French friend sent an email telling me that today, July 14th, is a national holiday in France... those frenchies are soooooo cool."
B: "Fuck man, you are so White Striped!!!

by rperazag July 17, 2010

straped

to be straped with guns

thats why i got in trouble for wearing a shirt that said famous stars and straps

efing retarded...

Lil Wayne:I need a Winn-Dixie grocery bag full of money right now to the VIP section

cashier 1:you should just give him the money, he's straped like shit

cashier 2:NO FUCKING DUHH BICH, I AIN'T GETTIN NO BULLETS IN MY ASS!!

by CristianNewall May 9, 2010

Slow Stroked

Means that you were screwed over, treated unfairly, etc..

Aww man I was supposed to be home alone, moms Slow Stroked me.

She said she was gonna give me some ass but she Slow Stroked me.

by VeeMarley September 10, 2011

butt-stroked

To get hit in the mouth with the butt of a rifle.

"He better be quiet or someone will pistol-whip him or worse. Like getting butt-stroked."

by Howard Davies March 26, 2007