Scorpion King Syndrome

Scorpion King Syndrome: A storytelling tool used in many big-budget motion pictures.

SKS (pronounced 'sucks') is when an action movie's premise supposedly revolves around a major antagonist, where in fact the villain is actually only mentioned for less than five minutes at the start of the movie, altogether forgotten, and then appears at the very end of the movie.

The villain in question typically has no identity of his/her own, only that of a 'force' to be dealt with by the hero of the movie. Typically this villain is quickly killed to great fanfare, yet little emotional context to the viewer.

"Did you see Transformers? I wish Megatron had been in it and had a real character more than he was. I think he was suffering from Scorpion King Syndrome."

See: The Mummy Returns

by Christopher Majewski June 20, 2008

Snorp

A game, a word, a meaning, a joke, everything and nothing, the Alpha and the Omega. By saying this holy word without others realizing you have said it in conversation, you thus comment this word as a verb and achieve a level of existential brilliance. This word also sounds like such words as short, sheep, shop, snort, snap, shart, snorp, shat, shit, sharp, sat. And yes, you just got snorped.

Me~"I can't cook dinner cause I have neither pot snorp pans. "
You~"That sucks"
Me~"You just got snorped, mofo!"

by trapdoorsnorpster June 6, 2017

Storpappa

A particularly foul type of sewage. Makes a terrible mess and ruins any good thing it touches. Best left deep underground to rot, or dumped far out at sea where it can hurt no one.

"Sewage tank is overflowing with Storpappa."

by drbdrb March 4, 2023

lord viper scorpion

"Lord Viper Scorpion" was a character from Comedy Central's "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart" performed by Tom Johnson in several episodes in the 2000 to 2001 seasons. "Lord Viper Scorpion" was the anonymous self proclaimed Internet expert or hacker that appears onscreen with his face pixelated and altered voice.

A "Lord Viper Scorpion" is a person that hides behind a laughable veneer of pretentious, posturing aggressiveness and claims knowledge or power over others but is really ineffectual and is meek in person.

Don't worry about his threats, he's a "Lord Viper Scorpion".

by lord viper scorpion April 17, 2009

(Sexy) Skorpion

You take a woman from behind (see doggy style) while she makes out with another woman (Spiderman style), who is lying on her back with her legs pointing away from you. You then lean forward while still thrusting and perform oral sex on the second woman. This requires a very long, inhuman torso. But I can do it.

Woman 1: Oh baby, take me from behind, I beg you!

Man: Okay

Woman 2: Sounds good, I'll just make out with woman 1, Spiderman style! Thwbbt

Man: Good thing I have this inhumanly long torso, because now i can pleasure woman 2 like a sexy scorpion, by performing the (sexy) Skorpion

by Earl of Clevwick December 7, 2009

scorpion woman

sexy mind reading vixen. The wife of the zodiac

I can't find a good woman. You need to get you a scorpion woman

by alexis4 November 22, 2011

Scorpio Season

It's the season that covers October 23 through November 21. During this time, Scorpios are the most active in all aspects especially anything involving fuckin, hurling insults, and/or violence. To make Scorpios happy during this season, you can either join them in hurling insults and/or violence or you must get naked for them if they wanna fuck you. They really love fuckin anyday of the week but they love it a lot more during their season.

It's Scorpio Season, run for your life or get ready to fuck!

by Tung Potus November 4, 2019