stonks

A set of man fruits, love spudsbollocksgooliesknackers

he had a set of stonks like a fighters speed ball

by Rudis April 20, 2006

stonk

A fecal or flatulent smell that will not dissipate.

I was enveloped in my own stonk.

by ken dressler August 6, 2003

Stonks

The stonkiest stonks are the best ones

Mmm yes stonks

by 6199357N1994 August 28, 2019

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by ThatLonelyPerson0 December 15, 2019

stonk

a black genital that is so heavy it rips the human ball sack

"I will eat youre stonk" -Gandi

by Michael Lee 2.0 September 27, 2018

Stonked

To be severely Stoned, usually accompanied by being drunk but not always.

To get Stonked or Stonkered you need to have smoked plenty of Weed or Cannabis either in Spliffs or Bongs etc

Tim: Dude I'm absolutely f**king Stonked!
Daz: Dude me too, no more spliff for me I'll chuck a Whitie!

by Snoodbanger December 20, 2006

Stonk On

An insanely hard morning wood that won't go down

Sharpie - "Oi wid I had a right stonk on this morning"

Wid- "Nah that's a walnut no wonder she won't put out"

by Sharpie&Wid February 25, 2018