An internet slang, which is a common title in many sh*tpost-like videos involving the video-game Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance. Examples of Revengeance status are well known in meme culture such as Raiden punching Armstrong and THERE WILL BE BLOODSHED.
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Guy 1: Heh, what does you fortune cookie say?
Guy 2: Its not a fortune cookie its a goddamn statement cookie, it reads, " To understand a man, you must listen to his words."
Guy 1: Duh that's not only a statement, but its fucking obvious, more like a douche cookie.
Guy 2: Its not a fortune cookie its a goddamn statement cookie, it reads, " To understand a man, you must listen to his words."
Guy 1: Duh that's not only a statement, but its fucking obvious, more like a douche cookie.
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A social condition describing a person's need to display their distaste or dislike for certain people, without naming any names, on their Twitter or Facebook status.
Often intended to elicit comments from supportive friends, and infuriate or annoy others.
Often intended to elicit comments from supportive friends, and infuriate or annoy others.
Carl: "Why did Jen put 'is tired of playing games with all these children - you know who you are' on her status?!"
Bill: "Because man, she's got a fierce case of SAS (Status Aggressive Syndrome)"
Bill: "Because man, she's got a fierce case of SAS (Status Aggressive Syndrome)"
by Stephen Abootman August 20, 2009
Get the Status Aggressive Syndrome mug.On Facebook, to re-post someone else's status as your own status. Similar to a retweet, but preceded by SS. Can be followed by the re-poster's own comment.
Official Form: SS @Original Poster: Original Poster's Status <<< Re-Poster's Comment (optional)
Official Form: SS @Original Poster: Original Poster's Status <<< Re-Poster's Comment (optional)
Larry's Status: I'm loving this new EA Game
Courtney's Status after seeing Larry's: SS @Larry: I'm loving this new EA Game
or
Courtney's Status after seeing Larry's: SS @Larry: I'm loving this new EA Game <<< I bought the Collector's Edition
Shared Status has just occurred
Courtney's Status after seeing Larry's: SS @Larry: I'm loving this new EA Game
or
Courtney's Status after seeing Larry's: SS @Larry: I'm loving this new EA Game <<< I bought the Collector's Edition
Shared Status has just occurred
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Get the status-faction mug.A reaction status is a Facebook status posted purely because the person posting it is aware that it will have a reaction (a large number of comments/likes)
A common 'reaction status' is seen after a popular TV show, when people post funny lines from the show knowing that people will be logging into Facebook shortly afterwards.
A common 'reaction status' is seen after a popular TV show, when people post funny lines from the show knowing that people will be logging into Facebook shortly afterwards.
"How good is half term?" (obviously half term is good, but why would you say this for any other reason than to get a reaction? Reaction Status.)
"Remember when everyone used to have a Nokia 3310?" (The person posting this knows everyone had a 3310. They said so in their post. So why ask? Reaction Status.)
*any line from The Inbetweeners* (People posting these know large numbers of people watch The Inbetweeners, and often actually race to be the first to post a funny line, in order to secure the most comments/likes. Reaction Status.)
"Remember when everyone used to have a Nokia 3310?" (The person posting this knows everyone had a 3310. They said so in their post. So why ask? Reaction Status.)
*any line from The Inbetweeners* (People posting these know large numbers of people watch The Inbetweeners, and often actually race to be the first to post a funny line, in order to secure the most comments/likes. Reaction Status.)
by OhTheDamageIsDone October 25, 2010
Get the reaction status mug.Being the type of person (loser/average) that will end up being an employee as opposed to a "boss". Usually used to demean someone else and to make the point that they are inferior to you.
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