Starbucks cumshot

n. An alternate way to refer to the "Starbucks doubleshot" beverage; a 6.5-oz can of espresso and cream. So called because, despite the fact that it is not carbonated, when opened it tends to eject some of its contents directly into one's face or onto one's clothes in a manner not unlike that of a cumshot in a porno.

I shouldn't have worn that little blue dress today. My morning Starbucks cumshot deposited a stain on it.

by SkidMarkyMark July 31, 2006

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Starbucks

A major coffee chain that people obviously think is the devil's brew. Starbucks is apparently 'The Man' taking over the Earth.

Naysayer: "I hate Starbucks! It's turning America into mindless clones!"

Me: "Dude, get over it. It's just coffee. Let me drink my frappuchino in peace."

by Ariel September 14, 2004

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Starbucks Money

a substantial amount of savings achieved through austerity or economy large enough to cover your Starbucks habit.

my new programmable thermostat gonna save me Starbucks Money.

by Speedmango August 5, 2008

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starbucks addiction

a addiction to starbucks where you get really pissed if you dont get starbucks. starbucks addiction can also be used as starbucks addict which is a person who has a addiction to star bucks.

starbucks addict: i am so pissed!

normal person: why?
starbucks addict:( knocking over a chair with a baby in it) beacuse i didn't get my starbucks today
normal person: o you have a starbucks addiction
starbucks addict: well f**k you then you God d**n butthole

by 239-848-0199 November 23, 2011

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