The Stack

The end all, be all of STDs.

The Stack includes all of the following and more:
Gonorrhea
Syphilis
Hepatitis A, B twice, C
Gingivitis

The Plague
Impotence
Premature ejaculation
Cancer
Food Poisoning

Osteoporosis
Scurvy

Shrinkage
Small Pox

Anal Leakage/Seepage
Prolonged Lifespan
Aids

Phenylkketonuria(PKU)

Non-consensual Homosexuality

Third testicle (regardless of gender)
Uneven tire wear

Bad sense of direction
Conversion to the church of Gary Busey

Obsessive stamp collecting
Reverse bilingualism
Port-o-potty Specialist

Deviated septum
Slavery
Conversion to Judaism
Nipple lactation

Appreciation for modern art
High interest rates
Weak investment portfolio
Shaq-fu
And it will ruin your credit score.

There is no known cure. If you contract The Stack, do not attempt to kill yourself for it will only anger the disease.

I may have The Stack, but at least I'm still white.

by TheStackPatientZero December 16, 2011

Stacks

Thousands of dollars. A stack is one thousand dollars. Stacks is a synonym for thousands referring in terms of dollars.

5 stacks is 5 thousand dollars.

by StaxxMoney December 7, 2013

the stack

name for the city of hayward, california.

les hit up the stack for some bud

by racheldanie October 17, 2009

stack it

to stack it is to fall over

james stacked it and broke his leg

by Jrace August 22, 2003

Stacked

In the military, while seeing someone either in person or in a picture of the dress uniform with many ribbons that they had achieved.

Damn Sir!? How many wars have you been in? You're stacked!

by FoxtrotMyLima October 23, 2011

Stacked

huge ass boobs

that ghetto-ass chick had some huge ass boobs!!!!tats!!!!

by brojones August 12, 2003

stacked.

one who has it all.

man, he's the guy you need to meet. he's stacked.

by stoutkidz. March 23, 2011