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Squoze

"She squoze the orange."
"The orange has been squozen."
by LoverOfLanguages July 1, 2020
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Squoze

It was squoze until the juice ran out
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Squoze

/skwō z/ (sk-wo-oh-z )
past tense: squozed; past participle: squozed
Verb
1. The act of curling up into a ball when you're having intense feelings, while another hugs you and you resist in order for your feelings to chill.

'Effective.' - Angie the doctor

-derived from Finn and Fern
"Finn helped Fern with a squoze" "Do you need a squoze?"
by Potato in the sky June 2, 2021
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Squoze

Squoze (verb, past tense of “squeeze” in a parallel universe)
1. The act of squeezing something so hard that grammar itself gave up.
• “I squoze the ketchup and it painted the ceiling.”
2. What happens when hugs go from “aww” to “I can’t feel my ribs.”
3. Linguistically, the cousin of “yeeted” and “brung”—bold, unapproved, and proud.
Usage:
“I squoze the toothpaste so hard, I summoned minty regret.”
by AbsurdWalrus May 1, 2025
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Squoze

The past tense from being squeeze
From being squoze one too many times, the bird passed away
by Willbow Baggins January 17, 2023
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Squoze

/skwō z/ (sk-wo-oh-z )
past tense: squozed; past participle: squozed
Verb
1. The act of curling up into a ball when you're having intense feelings, while another hugs you and you resist in order for your feelings to chill.

'Effective.' - Angie the doctor

-derived from Finn and Fern
"Finn helped Fern with a squoze" "Do you need a squoze?"
by Potato in the sky June 2, 2021
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Squozed

Wow thats pretty squozed”
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