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Squintoception

That feeling when you look at the sun and you know you will have to squint but continue to do so even though it is uncomfortable.
Ian fucked up his drives test because he kept looking at the sun, causing him to experience squintoception.
by Jcalks5 April 18, 2019
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Squido

A nickname which has no particular meaning. People who use this nickname/username, most likely think squids are cool. Not to be mistaken with other meanings of this word.
"Hello, I'm Squido. Nice to meet you!"
by SquidoKing May 19, 2020
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Phantom Suitor

Unwittingly created in the Age of Catfish and to some extent the COVID19 pandemic.

Phantom suitors are calculated individuals found online through social dating apps that feign interest in meeting up in person by making vague and indistinct plans for an immediate time or future date to ghost.

Distinct from a catfish, a Phantom Suitor is found using their own pics carefully chosen, taken as to not reveal their face and most often than not would be from the torso down in order to lower ones guard so they can extract intimate content such a sexually explicit photos,
Videos, and sexually charged texts for their own use and pleasure or simply just pass the time.

Other Typical tactics include but is not limited to:

- the Suitor being “out of town )until a specified date)” and would love to “get to know you” until then and proceeds to steer the conversation into exchange of explicit content/photos/vids/snaps

- the suitor being “at work & horny” and “would love to meet up later” and asks for the target to “send me a pic for now”

- adept in manipulation they will often tell their targets anything and everything about them to expedite
Don’t be fooled he’s a phantom Suitor, feigning interest in meeting up with you just to get your nudes. Block him.
by Gentlemenpreferblondes January 6, 2021
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Squittle

A mysterious creature, the squittle is a rare breed of sea lion. There may be only one in known existence. Squittle has been know to induce audible, "awwws" upon sight. The Squittle has no boundaries. Appearance of the rare bread is not limited the sea. The squittle may appear at anywhere at anytime, probably on Instagram.
Maria loves Squittle.
Andrew's day is brightened by the sight of Squittle.
Lyuk! A wild Squittle!
by CorpsDork April 28, 2014
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The Suitor Effect

Rapid loss of braincells due to association. May experience random outbursts of running as-well
Man you’ve been slow today are you experiencing “The Suitor Effect”?
by Mastercard December 13, 2021
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squit

Often thought to be a fart, turns out to be a small amount of diarrhea smeared between the ass cheeks or in a projectile fashion staining the underwear.
Oh man, that fart was juicy. I gotta go check my pants cuz I think I just squit.
by eye4eye February 18, 2008
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squits

When you think you're going to fart, but liquid shit squirts out of your ass leaving you with shitted pants and a mile away from the nearest toilet.
I thought i had some gas, but when i felt the warm shit i knew i had the squits.
by gooz January 12, 2004
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