Video wherein a person sits in a pie for the purpose of titillating the viewer.
Not a porn.
May require a costume and/or crying.
Origin: Better Call Saul, episode Pardon My Clutch.
Not a porn.
May require a costume and/or crying.
Origin: Better Call Saul, episode Pardon My Clutch.
by Metroslo August 29, 2016
Get the Squat cobblermug. It's when a man sits in a pie and wiggles around. There may or may not be a costume involved.
AKA Hoboken Squat Cobbler, Full Moon Moon Pie, Boston Cream Splat, Dutch Apple Ass
AKA Hoboken Squat Cobbler, Full Moon Moon Pie, Boston Cream Splat, Dutch Apple Ass
"Technically he does a cry baby squat cobbler, which means there's tears, which makes it more specialized. "- Jimmy McGill
by starman65 August 17, 2016
Get the Squat Cobblermug. by slippinjimmy September 1, 2016
Get the squat cobblermug. Dan: What kind of pie do squat cobblers use?
Jimmy: I don't know. Peach, banana cream, not really my area of expertise.
Jimmy: I don't know. Peach, banana cream, not really my area of expertise.
by PatrickMcElephant August 30, 2016
Get the squat cobblermug. The act of sitting in a pie and wriggling for sexual pleasure for the person watching. Crying during the act is considered even more arousing. (Native to Hoboken New Jersey)
by elvieandy August 30, 2016
Get the squat cobblermug. by Baldy64 August 17, 2016
Get the squat cobblermug. A fetish where a man sits in a pie and wiggles around for his partners enjoyment. Crying may be involved (a cry baby squat). Also known as Dutch Apple Ass, Full Moon Pie and Boston Creme Splat. Origin: Bob Odenkirk as 'Jimmy McGill' in "Better Call Saul" (TV Show, 2016) Season 2, Episode 2.
by Bazinga_Punk_NJ August 31, 2016
Get the hoboken squat cobblermug.