A position for sexual intercourse in which a couple lie on their sides, spooning, while the male’s (large spoon) penis is inserted into his partner’s (small spoon) vagina or anus.
1. Ben and I were so tired after a long day of hiking that we just sporked and fell asleep.
2. Did you know that many older couples spork as a way to maintain a healthy sex life without risking the potential injury that comes with more active sexual positions?
2. Did you know that many older couples spork as a way to maintain a healthy sex life without risking the potential injury that comes with more active sexual positions?
by RedheadedViking December 11, 2021
Get the Spork mug.And on the 8th day, God decided that Adam and Eve needed a multipurpose silverware item. Thus, the spork, a combination of the prongede wrath of the fork and the carrying capacity of the spoon. Sporks are thought to be the most holiest of silverware. They are the only ones possible of freeing us from the evil clutches of the finger foods. There only weakness is that they can't stay outside after 12:00 on the night of the summer solstice.
by Spork April 16, 2005
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Get the Sporkify mug.A spoon and fork which has been merged by random children for their own entertainment, this toy then gives up, as the child is too much to handle. Toy Story 4 reference
Teenager: Yo my sister brought this spork home and stuck it in my buttocks..
Friend: HAHA looks like its a Suicidal Spork
Friend: HAHA looks like its a Suicidal Spork
by BumBro March 24, 2019
Get the Suicidal Spork mug.An exclamation of extreme shock or displeasure, especially in the context of highly unusual, unexpected, and unpleasant turn of events
The store manager gets a call from his assistant manager before the day starts and is told "I quit!". It is the middle of the busy season and was the only other employee.
Store Manager: "Shit balls on a spork!"
Store Manager: "Shit balls on a spork!"
by viperboy1012 July 14, 2010
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1: Someone who makes up pointless words, and then defines them with esoteric references and obscenities.
2: Someone who attempts sexual intercourse woth a spork, usually resulting in extreme bodily harm.
2: Someone who attempts sexual intercourse woth a spork, usually resulting in extreme bodily harm.
1: "For making this definition, I am likely a Sporkfucker, but I believe it was worth it."
2: "I, am a sporkfucker. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go to the hospital."
2: "I, am a sporkfucker. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go to the hospital."
by Sah-gay February 16, 2005
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