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Sperminology

One that perserves his sperm by jacking off.
My step father is the best at sperminology!
by Leznerd January 19, 2012
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spermlings

The spermlings are torturing Benjy again!
by choisaeran July 17, 2022
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Heidi Sperling

A gril with a very annoying dog
by Bcoggins December 20, 2008
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Sperminator

One who is an utter nuisance, spontaneously combusts at the mention of anything he/she disagrees with, ruins the lives of others and truly believes that he/she is superior to all mankind. Sperminators are awful people if by chance you encounter one run away chanting loudly "you're an awful singer".
Ex. 1
Guy 1-The Sperminator is a serious asshole!
Guy 2-Yeah dude

Ex. 2
Girl 1-THE SPERMINATOR HUGGED ME :(

Guy 1-Burn your clothes and take a bath in bleach
by made in the usa January 8, 2012
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sperling

A really skinny Jew boy who thinks extremely highly of himself contrary to popular belief and has a propensity for poodles. He may be found on weekend nights passed out after drinking 4 beers. Has a tendency to deviate from his natural ethnicity partaking in African American vernacular and hip-hop music. Often thought of as a thorn in you side, a sperling is actually a loyal and compassionate friend who seeks the acceptance of others. Lastly the sperling has a sister with a cum chin.
"Yo Reese, you're being a total sperling tonight."
by MackandBeas November 12, 2013
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Sherming

Attempting to attract the opposite sex, a.k.a chatting up. Stems from Sherminator
Look at Sam sherming on that girl, banter !
by willchat January 28, 2012
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Sperling Mark

The one and only person who is God and everyone's gotta get used to it.
Sperling Mark is God with his hands.
by arahsas April 1, 2005
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