by uwubean June 11, 2019
Get the Spencer mug.A person who is an incredible douche bag that gravitates towards even bigger douche bags with any small amount of power or standing over a group, false or real. A Spencer will coddle the balls of any perceived superior while gagging on their cock and begging for more between breathes in the hope of receiving a pat on the head or an unfounded statement that serves to validate his existence. He is an expert in pointing out the flaws of others, but seems unable to see that he sucks at life and is a complete failure when compared to anyone else. He is a snitch of epic proportions and the type of douche who will be friends with a person while simultaneously talking trash about them behind their back to anyone who will listen.
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"Spencer's been snitchin to the boss again, but failed to mention he's the biggest fuck up in the department".
by TopRow November 28, 2012
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Get the Spencer mug.Is usually a brunette and tallish! He is known for being a fuck boy, but actually cares about the inside! He into the butts and boobs and would do anything to get with you!
Spencer- fuck look at that girls butt
Friend- that's a tiny ass
Spencer- best damn ass I've ever seen
Friend- that's a tiny ass
Spencer- best damn ass I've ever seen
by Big mama 2.0 January 1, 2017
Get the Spencer mug.Term for a seemingly ignorant dumb-ass who is totally self-absorbed. Also...A person who thinks of no one but himself.
by Phatdaddy4 July 24, 2011
Get the Spencer mug.A complete fucking asshole. manipulative son of a bitch who only cares bout himself and ruins his relationships with everyone. Looks like sid the sloth and will pull a gun on you if you break up with him. Also uses people and their money and is never thankful for shit. Will call up their ex to buy them fuel and brake fluid and end up beating them up a few weeks later. Never fucking date a Spencer cuz you’ll have to convince yourself they are cute and it’s not worth it cuz they’re an alcoholic and likes to punch holes in his wall and thinks it makes him cool. Has subs in his ugly ass trail blazer that sounds like his car is going to fall apart but thinks they are bussin. Stay far away from him cuz he’ll probs cheat on you and fuck a 13 year old while at it.
by Jump off a bridge July 17, 2021
Get the Spencer mug.Spencer is a great person that cares deeply for others. He has your back and he’s not afraid to tell you when you’re being an idiot. He wants people to be their best and simply “do better”. He is loyal to the people he cares for and his love language is quality time.
He has a soft side but also has a heart that’s been thrown through the ringer. He has walls up to protect himself from getting hurt again and he doesn’t share what he’s going through because he doesn’t want to be a burden or “complain”.
He has unrealistically high standards set for himself and he beats himself up when they’re not reached. Honestly, his high standards may very well be the death of him.
He doesn’t like himself much because he finds his worth in his job status and accomplishments.
He doesn’t always notice how big of an impact he has on others and how much he means to them.
It takes time and commitment but when you get to know Spencer, you can see his true self that he is trying to protect and that is what you will fall in love with. Because once you get a glimpse of his heart, you will love him forever because you will know how worth it he really is.
But, if you tell him that he’ll shrug it off and say “That’s gay”. Yet he genuinely appreciates the validation of it.
Spencer is a very down-to-earth person and worth the wait.
He has a soft side but also has a heart that’s been thrown through the ringer. He has walls up to protect himself from getting hurt again and he doesn’t share what he’s going through because he doesn’t want to be a burden or “complain”.
He has unrealistically high standards set for himself and he beats himself up when they’re not reached. Honestly, his high standards may very well be the death of him.
He doesn’t like himself much because he finds his worth in his job status and accomplishments.
He doesn’t always notice how big of an impact he has on others and how much he means to them.
It takes time and commitment but when you get to know Spencer, you can see his true self that he is trying to protect and that is what you will fall in love with. Because once you get a glimpse of his heart, you will love him forever because you will know how worth it he really is.
But, if you tell him that he’ll shrug it off and say “That’s gay”. Yet he genuinely appreciates the validation of it.
Spencer is a very down-to-earth person and worth the wait.
by RG1026 November 24, 2021
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