by uwubean June 11, 2019
A person who is an incredible douche bag that gravitates towards even bigger douche bags with any small amount of power or standing over a group, false or real. A Spencer will coddle the balls of any perceived superior while gagging on their cock and begging for more between breathes in the hope of receiving a pat on the head or an unfounded statement that serves to validate his existence. He is an expert in pointing out the flaws of others, but seems unable to see that he sucks at life and is a complete failure when compared to anyone else. He is a snitch of epic proportions and the type of douche who will be friends with a person while simultaneously talking trash about them behind their back to anyone who will listen.
See Also: DNTB
See Also: DNTB
"Spencer's been snitchin to the boss again, but failed to mention he's the biggest fuck up in the department".
by TopRow November 25, 2012
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Is usually a brunette and tallish! He is known for being a fuck boy, but actually cares about the inside! He into the butts and boobs and would do anything to get with you!
Spencer- fuck look at that girls butt
Friend- that's a tiny ass
Spencer- best damn ass I've ever seen
Friend- that's a tiny ass
Spencer- best damn ass I've ever seen
by Big mama 2.0 December 28, 2016
Term for a seemingly ignorant dumb-ass who is totally self-absorbed. Also...A person who thinks of no one but himself.
by Phatdaddy4 July 24, 2011
Imparter of provision(s)
Code name for transported information hypnotized into disconcious servants.
Proof that power does not necessarily corrupt.
Code name for transported information hypnotized into disconcious servants.
Proof that power does not necessarily corrupt.
by SpenceTea June 5, 2021
Spencer is that one guy who’s kind to everyone and is friends with everyone. Spencer is the guy who is crazy smart and the kinda guy you know is going to be very successful in life. He goes to church and is a follower of Jesus. He is kind of quiet and a little shy around people he doesn’t know(mostly girls) but he is handsome and has W rizz. He is the kind of guy that you can depend on and is extremely responsible and trustworthy. He is pretty uncultured and doesn’t follow trends very well. He can be athletic if he tries hard but is usually pretty bad at sports. He is a guy who will make a great dad and have a wonderful wife. He is a man of many trades, knowing techy stuff but still being outdoorsy. He is an overall great person and you would be lucky to be friends with him.
Spencer is a human.
by Ashley Laverick April 1, 2023