by uwubean June 11, 2019
Get the Spencer mug.A person who is an incredible douche bag that gravitates towards even bigger douche bags with any small amount of power or standing over a group, false or real. A Spencer will coddle the balls of any perceived superior while gagging on their cock and begging for more between breathes in the hope of receiving a pat on the head or an unfounded statement that serves to validate his existence. He is an expert in pointing out the flaws of others, but seems unable to see that he sucks at life and is a complete failure when compared to anyone else. He is a snitch of epic proportions and the type of douche who will be friends with a person while simultaneously talking trash about them behind their back to anyone who will listen.
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"Spencer's been snitchin to the boss again, but failed to mention he's the biggest fuck up in the department".
by TopRow November 28, 2012
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Get the Spencer mug.Is usually a brunette and tallish! He is known for being a fuck boy, but actually cares about the inside! He into the butts and boobs and would do anything to get with you!
Spencer- fuck look at that girls butt
Friend- that's a tiny ass
Spencer- best damn ass I've ever seen
Friend- that's a tiny ass
Spencer- best damn ass I've ever seen
by Big mama 2.0 January 1, 2017
Get the Spencer mug.Term for a seemingly ignorant dumb-ass who is totally self-absorbed. Also...A person who thinks of no one but himself.
by Phatdaddy4 July 24, 2011
Get the Spencer mug.Spencer is a great person that cares deeply for others. He has your back and he’s not afraid to tell you when you’re being an idiot. He wants people to be their best and simply “do better”. He is loyal to the people he cares for and his love language is quality time.
He has a soft side but also has a heart that’s been thrown through the ringer. He has walls up to protect himself from getting hurt again and he doesn’t share what he’s going through because he doesn’t want to be a burden or “complain”.
He has unrealistically high standards set for himself and he beats himself up when they’re not reached. Honestly, his high standards may very well be the death of him.
He doesn’t like himself much because he finds his worth in his job status and accomplishments.
He doesn’t always notice how big of an impact he has on others and how much he means to them.
It takes time and commitment but when you get to know Spencer, you can see his true self that he is trying to protect and that is what you will fall in love with. Because once you get a glimpse of his heart, you will love him forever because you will know how worth it he really is.
But, if you tell him that he’ll shrug it off and say “That’s gay”. Yet he genuinely appreciates the validation of it.
Spencer is a very down-to-earth person and worth the wait.
He has a soft side but also has a heart that’s been thrown through the ringer. He has walls up to protect himself from getting hurt again and he doesn’t share what he’s going through because he doesn’t want to be a burden or “complain”.
He has unrealistically high standards set for himself and he beats himself up when they’re not reached. Honestly, his high standards may very well be the death of him.
He doesn’t like himself much because he finds his worth in his job status and accomplishments.
He doesn’t always notice how big of an impact he has on others and how much he means to them.
It takes time and commitment but when you get to know Spencer, you can see his true self that he is trying to protect and that is what you will fall in love with. Because once you get a glimpse of his heart, you will love him forever because you will know how worth it he really is.
But, if you tell him that he’ll shrug it off and say “That’s gay”. Yet he genuinely appreciates the validation of it.
Spencer is a very down-to-earth person and worth the wait.
by RG1026 November 24, 2021
Get the Spencer mug.Spencer is that one guy who’s kind to everyone and is friends with everyone. Spencer is the guy who is crazy smart and the kinda guy you know is going to be very successful in life. He goes to church and is a follower of Jesus. He is kind of quiet and a little shy around people he doesn’t know(mostly girls) but he is handsome and has W rizz. He is the kind of guy that you can depend on and is extremely responsible and trustworthy. He is pretty uncultured and doesn’t follow trends very well. He can be athletic if he tries hard but is usually pretty bad at sports. He is a guy who will make a great dad and have a wonderful wife. He is a man of many trades, knowing techy stuff but still being outdoorsy. He is an overall great person and you would be lucky to be friends with him.
Spencer is a human.
by Ashley Laverick March 31, 2023
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