soviet

n. worker's council in socialist Russia; also second "S" of USSR

Let's go consult with the Soviet before proceeding.
Wish I spoke Russian so I could make some real fucking examples.

by Manuel_Labor July 6, 2004

Soviet Kitsch

The third album made by Soviet born singer Regina Spektor, now living and performing in the U.S.

- Have you listened to the new Regina's Album - Soviet Kitsch?
- New? It was released in 2004, dude!

by ilya-42 October 18, 2008

Soviet Turkey Gobbler

the act of watching hockey with a russian girl or any girl who is or who's family is from the former Soviet Union, pulling out a large turkey leg beating it with her until she is unconscious then proceeding to eat her out while yelling *gobble gobble gobble*

Guy #1: BRUH I just gave that fine russian piece of meat a mean Soviet Turkey Gobbler she never even knew what hit her!!

Guy#2: Niiiiiiiice job bruh!!

by jim567483 December 26, 2011

Soviet Isistan

Unrecognized state created by radical chechen jihadists which decided how nice it would be if it would be legal to keep slaves, commit rape on a daily basis, chop people you disagree heads off and toss homosexuals from rooftops. Rest of the world, including Chechnya itself didn't understood this idea and began bombing the hell outta them for some reason.

Again mass media channels showing this Soviet Isistan propaganda, ffs i took enormous effort to lift my hand a press button on my remote control to watch Game of Thrones porn and assasinations, not some caucasian weirdos porn and assasinations.

by 32121 July 23, 2016

Soviet Utah

1. Alternative names: State of Confusion, Last Remaining Communist Satellite.

2. Designates the attitudes of the State of Utah.

3. A phrase referring to a socialist entity bordering on a dictatorship.

4. A state where it is hard to separate church and state.

1. I hate this place! You can't buy beer on Sundays! I hate Soviet Utah!

2. The ruling class in the state haven't separated church law and state law and have made this place into Soviet Utah.

by Otto Roberts April 21, 2007

Soviet Russia

A beautiful place full of communism. Everything here is backwards

In Russian accent: "in soviet russia, you do not kill communists, COMMUNISTS KILL YOU!"

by Starkasm March 11, 2015

soviet russia

While most of the other definitions on this topic are technically correct, none of them attribute the joke to its originator, Yakov Smirnoff, an actor and standup comedian who is pretty recent and also still alive.

I can't believe the contributors to this definition were so stupid that they think a joke by a comedian who was incredibly famous during the late 80s and is still very famous is actually a joke that just "comes from the internet"!

In soviet russia, contributors to internet sites probably know what they're talking about, because they don't here.

by maxwell tallman September 8, 2010