sumbitch

AKA Son of a Bitch
Your mother is a bitch

Eat a dick you mother fucker. Dirty sumbitch, clean ma shoes!

by StrangerWithCandy March 5, 2003

Sobit

Main Entry: sob·it
Pronunciation: \ˈsäb-ˈit\
Function: Verb

1: When one vomits while sobbing.

(This normally occurs, but is not limited to, instances when alcohol has been consumed)

Scene: Drunk Girl outside of Bar sobbing with friend consoling

Drunk Girl: "I just cant believe he would do that to me!!! *sob* *sob*

Friend: "I know. You're gonna be much better off without him"

Drunk Girl: "Ughhhhhhhh!! I just cant believe him!!! *sob* *sob* Oh my god, I think I'm gonna SOBIT *wretch* *sob* *wretch* *sob*"

Friend: "Dear Jesus, you just Sobited all over my shoes!!!"

by wp3 December 3, 2009

shombitch

a noun. a "shombitch" is someone who prances around on their high horse using foul language and deragotory terms to ladies. they often are short in size being significantly shorter than the average american male. a napoleon complex is common. side effects of coming into contact with a shombitch include stomach ache, fatigue, and nausea.

Wow did you see that shombitch in class? I almost threw up all over myself.

by David Loftus March 31, 2009

Sumbitchin

A word used to exaggerate the gravity of a given situation. Often used as an indicator of emotion in text.

"I'm from the sumbitchin cosmos, I need your pussy to survive earths atmosphere."

by Sum bitch son of a bitch February 3, 2019

sombiclayw

Scars on my body I can look at you whenever

It’s always wyd never sombiclayw

by Kayleys April 19, 2021

tough sumbitch

noun
1. Mike Dudenhoeffer,

2. Someone who is nearly indestructible.

You hear what that tough sumbitch did now?

by Freeburg November 28, 2019

back off b i deadass have this timbs and if you step on this sumbitches imma nut

New York talk for when someone has a fresh new pair of timberland boots and doesn't want anybody to step on them

-Damn those some fine ass shoes g
- Back off b I Deadass have this timbs and if you step on this sumbitches imma nut

by Bigdiccmarty September 26, 2021