You know the rules and so do I SAY GOODBYE

Basically yeeting people across the multiverse for a thing far worse then destroying the multiverse

Hey you know i'm vegan RiGhT? You: yes why are you asking Friend: and you know i have a dog right You:Yes Friend: And so is my do- You: You know the rules and so do I SAY GOODBYE

by a name that is totally not tok November 16, 2020

My dick is so hard I could lay a brick

Having a fully erect penis, that is so hard and ready for sexy time, that it is totally capable of pounding even solid brick to smithereens.

Holy Shit! My dick is so hard I could lay a brick! That's right, I could literally pound the virginity out of a solid brick! So, anyway, what's your mom doing tonight?

by tonyfamous November 2, 2011

squeeze so hard I squirt pink

I guess it implies that someone is whacking it with such intensity that blood gets into his semen.

My friend: Is that Emily Blunt? O man, she makes me squeeze so hard I squirt pink.

Me: That is fucking disgusting.

by Grossed the fuck out January 19, 2010

The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades

I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher
He wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I've got a job waiting for my graduation
Fifty thou a year'll buy a lot of beer
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades

The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades
I gotta wear shades
Well I'm heavenly blessed and worldly wise
I'm a peeping-tom techie with x-ray eyes
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher
He wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades

The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades, I gotta wear shades

by Death Menace February 6, 2023

that one is so old i fell off my dinosaur

a comeback.

for e.g.

P: your lame
M: your mom is lame
P: that one is so old i fell off my dinosaur

by zanethecamel March 27, 2011

i just got so emo i fell apart

it is a quote from the king of sass, Gerard Way

"AHHH YOU JUST SPLIT IN HALF" Your frind says. You say, "I just got so emo i fell apart. thats what really happened"

by epppppmf November 30, 2021

So Much Ice I Froze

Fire by Sensay Wu. Sensay Wu is a legend.

I just bought a boat,
jets around the moat.
I don't need your vote,
I am the one goat, these notes!

So much ice I froze, ooh
so much ice I froze. chyeah
so much ice I froze, damn
cause that is what I chose.

by Sothatswhatitmeans! May 13, 2019