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sneaky pete 

when you creep real bad. you get all stealth and do something.
"Hey MAtt, did you just see how Jessey is getting so sneaky pete right now"
"o that i did" he is quite sneaky pete"

Jesser Bear:"I'm so sneaky Pete"
sneaky pete by Andrew D'Ottavi February 7, 2008

Sneaky Pete 

This act involves 3 guys and a girl. The girl is recently deceased. The first two start fucking the corpse while the third sneakily climbs a tree. As the first two are about to cum inside the corpse the man in the tree jumps on the torso of the corpse whose insides then splatter on the two clueless gentlemen
Last weekend was the best I pulled a sneaky pete on poor Andy and Paul
Sneaky Pete by vladdos June 21, 2013

Sneaky Pete 

1.Having sex from behind (slang: doggy style) & without saying anything to the lady you quickly pull out & put it in her anus before she realizes what you're doing.

2. Suprise anal sex with the woman you are Having Intercourse with
Chrissy: "That guy last night gave me a bloody Sneaky Pete !!!"
Jess: "omfg lisa, Nick fuckn Sneaky Pete 'ed me this morning! "
Sneaky Pete by D2K 3636 May 3, 2018

texas sneaky pete 

The act of lathering your fist in Texas pete hot sauce then proceeding to fist your ol lady after she acted up.
The bitch came at me again last night with her bullshit so I gave her the old Texas Sneaky Pete after foreplay.

Sneakystepdad 

A devious man who has a good obsession with the monkey subspecies.
Bro sneakystepdad made another gif and it’s nearly as funny as the first!