snape

an ugly fucking loser from harry potter.

bullied children, was grossly obsessed with lily evans (potter), literally was a stalker, was racist, was part of the wizard kkk, etc etc.

also was extremely greasy and oily and probably hasn’t washed his hair since the 70s.

ew snape is an ugly noob

by lil sharty March 2, 2021

Snape

A Greasy Git of a Potions Teacher from the Harry Potter series. Had a sick obsession with the title characters mother.

Suspected lover of Albus Dumbledore

"That Greasy git Snape"

"You mean Professor Snape"

by Two Pints of Lager & a handle March 7, 2021

Snape

A trash human who died lonely and was very pathetic. He abused children and when his best friend tried to stand up for him he called her a slur. He had a bias toward Slytherin house and didn't know what shampoo was. His hair was greasier than Papa John's pizza. He died as the quote on quote Slytherin hero. Like stfu what about Regulus who literally died finding one of Voldemorts horcruxes AND THEN made a fake one. People still say he was the SlyTheRin heRo. Shaking my head.

"Who abused children and was a huge dick his whole life to everyone he knew?"
"Snape!"

by Maraudersequallife July 2, 2022

Snape

someone who is not to be trusted, and who presumably will try to fuck you off in any way possible.

I knew that snape had something to do with my money missing

by ChinnMcgee April 29, 2024

Snape kill

Killing someone to deceive your dark Overlord into believing that you are their right hand man.

"Wow! I can't believe he Snape killed his best friend, just to deceive the king. He's a true spy!"

by POPY248 May 6, 2016

Snape Kill

Killing someone to trick your dark overlord into believing you're their ultimate agent.

I had to kill my best friend to prove to my dark overlord that I am loyal to him, little did he know it was a snape kill.

by Chiliblue May 5, 2016

Snape-killing

Killing someone to deceive your dark overlord into believing you are their greatest agent.

(Coined by Ben from Super Carlin Brothers)

We thought he was a bad guy at first, but it turns out that he was just snape-killing his ally.

by kyle-ron May 4, 2016