snakebite

An object in plain sight that is still mysteriously invisible to someone looking for it.

"Dude, where's the beer?"
"Middle of the shelf, like always. If it was a snake, it would have bit you."
"Damn snakebite."

by Possessed Teddy Bear December 9, 2008

snakebite

A noun, referring to a negative situation, or used when someone makes a goof or gets screwed by something.

I received a ticket for parking with my tires the wrong way on a hill. "Dude, snakebite."

by snakebite September 22, 2008

snakebite kit

a vagina (inspired by the kits given to boy scouts that included a small rubber suction device 'sposed to remove the poison)

she climbed on board, applied her snakebite kit and milked the poison out of me! the swelling immediately went down!!

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

snake bites

Two piercings that are on the front/top of the tounge.
BUT
are most commonly seen on each end of the lip.

Joe: Whoah! look at that girls snake bites.

Steve:YES!Im gonna get some tonight!

by teshara October 12, 2006

snakebit

On a suicidal drinking binge.

Ah'm snakebit and the pizen cant hawm me, Ah'm snakebit and bound to die

by Leon September 6, 2008

Gentleman's Snakebite

A variation on the usual 50/50 lager and cider snakebite mix, a Gentleman's Snakebite substitutes high quality cider for Frosty Jack's, a cheaper yet somehow classier beverage.

Rod - I'm going to fix myself a Gentleman's Snakebite
Dan - Ouch

by Liam from LEEDS May 7, 2008

Snakebite

When you have to suck your cum out of a woman's vagina in hopes of preventing pregnancy.

My raincoat broke and I didn't know until after I came, so I had to snakebite her.

by Shortbus FC March 19, 2011