cock smooch

One who smooches cock. Usually used as an insult

Shutup you little cocksmooch!

by Aidyn April 12, 2005

Poon Smooch

When eating out a girl its the slobber/vagina juice that gets smeared on your face that you have to whipe off when your done.

DUDE! you should have seen it, brian's face was caked in poon smooch from that fat chick.

by Adam Handy April 29, 2007

cooch smooch

when a female smears bright pink lipstick all over her meatflaps, then smacks a big wet kiss on a man's cheek, leaving lipmarks.

hey, this kinky bitch gave me a cooch smooch last night. afterwards my buddies thought i just got a wet kiss from my grandma.

by dizzle pie June 28, 2005

cock smooch

An insult usually used toward men. Implies homosexual activity.

Hey you cock smooch! You stay the hell out of my laundry!

by Chloedog December 13, 2003

Cooch Smooch

The female equivalent of "tea bagging".

I.E. - Celebratory Crouching

That female Spartan just cooch smooched my face!

by biomed_queen September 29, 2010

slavic smooch

The act of biting ones lips until they start bleading, while then continuing to suck the blood and lick the former's face and neck

Look at Jake's lips, he went abroad and came back with a slavic smooch!

by Sokodik May 25, 2019

Turkish Smooch

When you and your partner are simultaneously taking a glorious shit on toilets that face each other. Then lovingly make eye contact and embrace in a passionate kiss as you both pass a climactic bowel

Our new toilets have made Turkish Smooches so much more enjoyable.

by Thunderwookie May 15, 2022