some one who is a legend in there own mind how ever most other people think he is a smelly little kid with 2 imaginary friends and a pet dog who licks peanut butter from his balls.
by edward5010 June 25, 2008
Get the smite u sillymug. by Simp_Smiting_Seal September 1, 2021
Get the SUPER SIMP SMITE DAYmug. by @marieamunchfr August 4, 2023
Get the Smitemug. by bawlinlikecurry July 14, 2023
Get the smitemug. by bing chilling ket January 19, 2022
Get the Smitemug. A term used to describe a desperate type of male who continues to message and call girls that they are interested in/borderline stalking, even though they never get a response. A Jave Smite may also try to use multiple platforms for contact all at the same time, just incase the first three social media platforms were somehow not working properly. This sometimes results in a string of frustrated messages followed by an apology then the next day the cycle starts again. Typical messages include: "hey" "you alrite" "Wuu2" "blanked" "guess ur busy then" and the ever popular "???"
Girl 1: This is the third set of missed calls and question marks today, first WhatsApp, then Facebook, now snapchat, why won't he take the hint?!
Girl 2: oh he's a right old jave smite that one, just keep on ignoring him he'll go away eventually...
Girl 2: oh he's a right old jave smite that one, just keep on ignoring him he'll go away eventually...
by iLoVeLeOpArDpRiNt June 5, 2018
Get the Jave Smitemug. 