Smiting

The act of escaping from a ginger bitch in a ninja-like fashion, and therefore winning at life.

Today, I saw a ginger bitch at the bus stop, so I escaped from it in a ninja- like fashion, and therefore won at life. Total smiting.

by longlive(L) October 27, 2010

shirting

The act of smoking marijuana while doing laundry, followed by placing a batch of freshly dried/warm shirts upon the face resulting in a prolonged sensation of bliss.

Friend: What are you up to this afternoon?
Other friend: Shirting my ass off until all my laundry is done.

by dburneikis August 23, 2011

smarting

Smart farting.

I didn't want to fart in church. So I'm smarting in the men's room instead.

by Rygone October 7, 2016

Skirting

when some one is on Skype and flirting.

hence skype + flirting = skirting

"what were you doing last night?"

"skirting with Steve."

by miss_innocent20 April 18, 2010

Skirting

When a randomer has the urge to shove his/her fist inside the genitals of a person wearing a skirt.

Corrr look at that babe in the skirt.
-Ite darlin', fancy a skirting?
-Sure!
*Skirts*

by Naifen December 29, 2007

Smirking Off

Jacking off in class to a hot chick.

Yo, this kid in class was totally smirking off to that new chick.

by Jason Pogany April 20, 2010

Smirking

Smirking a form of white privilege if you are white

That white boy is smirking at that Native American he must be using his white privilege

by Smirking February 8, 2019