qwerty smeg

unknown composition of ditritus and gunge left on much used keyboards/mouse usually @ work- what is it? and where did it come from? is it known to science yet?

Fuk me there's so much qwerty smeg on that keyboard I can't see the letters.
Or - the mouse won't work properly coz it's blocked with qwerty smeg

by street smeg May 5, 2005

Rainbow six siege

A game that will cause a severe tumour if played a lot

Person 1: want to play rainbow six siege?
Person 2: no way, I’m still recovering from the tumour it gave me last time

by R6BlitzR6 May 18, 2018

Sieg Heil

In english translation, "Sieg Heil!" is "Hail Victory!"

Sieg = Victory
Heil = Hail

(a little German lesson for you :P)

(dont know any examples for Sieg Heil)

by Hanyou Vale April 4, 2011

smeg

a futuristic British all-purpose swear word. From Red Dwarf.

You smeg head
That's smegging horrible

by Fan of Lister's July 1, 2003

Siege mask

Half face skull mask or gator (snood). Commonly used by modern nationalists and right leaning people.

He wears a siege mask

by Not_quite_dj December 6, 2021

long time, no siege

What a victim of playing too much age of empires 2 says when he sees someone he hasn't seen for a while.

A statement used in Age of Empires 2 when you want your opponent to attack and he/she/it is stalling... -_-"

Hey Jesus, long time, no siege.

by Jonathan Maas October 28, 2005

Smegadon

Smegadon is the build up of smegma on a mans penis in jurassic proportions.

Girl: Tonight is your luck night big boy.
Boy: (pulls down pants)
Girl: I no longer wish to give you a blow job as it seems you have a large Smegadon residing on the end of your penis.

by crabstein December 17, 2008