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slurping the jello

slurping the jello is when a woman (or man) randomly rips off a mans pants and proceeds to sucking his soft dick. this with eventually lead to a boner but while you are still making him hard it is considered slurping jello.
hoe 1: so last night i had eric over and while we were watching a movie i ripped off his pants and started slurping the jello on him

hoe 2: oh my god no way i've always wanted to
by fuckmaster305 July 13, 2010
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Slurping

The act of a person sucking(slurping) cum out of someones *sshole after a man has of course cummed
"Did you hear Joe had a threesome and Sarah was slurping Jessica
by Cxmbo October 23, 2014
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Splurpling

Uncontrolable leaking out of male organs while in soft state.
I'm splurpling!
by CheerHawk September 25, 2009
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Slurping Your Soup

The act of eating someone out and enjoying all the noodles and chunks of chicken that come along.
I was slurping your soup last night in bedddddd. gettteerrrr done.
by Kathryn Ann the third June 8, 2011
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Slurping kittens

To slurp a pussy. Like "shleeeerrrrp" and shloshing around in a vagina, loud enough for anyone to hear.
Deena and her girlfriend was slurping kittens all night. Man, I couldn't even sleep.
by shitheadoodooface January 25, 2013
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Smurpling

One who spreads the information of the color smurple.
One who uses the color smurple when tagging or "painting the town", coloring something smurple
by Scott M Sweeney January 22, 2005
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