Smoofing

Smoofing is a sport where you stand in front of a crowd, look awesome, and receive points.
If you get over 9000 points after 3 rounds, you win.
Every three rounds is called a set, and anyone under 9000 will be eliminated after the set. If no one is under 9000, then the lowest score gets eliminated. If everyone is under 9000, everyone loses and a new game is started.
Scoring is based on 3 things: Appearance, Swagger, and Overall Awesomeness. The crowd scores each category on a scale of 1-1100 and its added up to make the final score.
A perfect score is 9900.

Smoofing is a hard game, a lot of non-professional smoofers change the rules so the required score is 8000 or even 7000, rather than the official 9000.

My recent smoofing scores:
Appearance: 1032, 1098, 1025,

Swagger: 987, 1002, 996,
Overall Awesomeness: 1056, 1073, 1026,
Final score: 9295
I win.

Your recent smoofing scores:
Appearance: 875, 885, 901
Swagger: 920, 916, 923
Overall Awesomeness: 956, 942, 948
Final score: 8266
Score below 9000, you lose.

by Zakorsumtin April 17, 2011

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V.
To go driving with the windows down after smoking pot.

We were so blazed that we went sloobing for an hour.

by Scott Dillon December 11, 2007

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snoofing

To sniff + snoop = snoof.

Verb. The act of snoofing.

My dog Gizmo likes snoofing before he takes a dump.

by B-Dang October 6, 2010

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Slooking

Coined by Sixty Minutes Australia's Peter Harvey after an article on Planking it means Standing and Looking. It is generally done without moving and holding one's hand above their eyes in a similar manner to saluting.

Girl1: Did you see that guy? What was he doing?

Girl2: Yeah, weird, I think he was slooking

by Jmage October 21, 2011

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